CURIOUS TIMES: Trippy News from a Dysfunctional Planet

The Best of 2007, Part 2
Best Combover, Worst Dentist, Most Pointless Research, Weirdest Musician, Quote of the Year, Worst Procrastinator, Dumbest Criminal, Most Pointless Headline, Tastiest Lovers, Worst Book Title, Dumb Smelly Stupid Americans, Worst Invention, Least Exciting Trip to the Other Side of the World...

The Best of 2007, Part 1
Best Two Minutes of YouTube, Most Boring Way to Live Longer, Ugliest Dog, Hottest New Sport, Most Obvious Statistic, Best Excuse to Sleep In, Worst Home For Fish, Least Appetizing Dinner, Tastiest Baked Goods, Most Incovenient Truth, Worst Sign of a Healthy Marriage, Worst Therapist ...

432. December 20, 2007
The Science of Santa, 2007's Greenest Hypocrites, World's Wurst Lovers, Alcohol Leads to Sex, Binge Drinking, Songs to Make Dogs Happy, Shocking Public Behaviour, Snail Racing, Police Sketch Cartoonists, Global Orgasm Day, and Overweight vs. Undernourished...

431. December 13, 2007
Most Violent Video Games of 2007, Most Boring Video Game Ever, Bad Santa, Million Dollar Idiot, Today is your (Un)lucky Day, Internet Rehab, Gulabi Gang, Buying Votes, and Squeaky Voiced Men...

430. December 6, 2007
Cooking with Pooh, Shitty Medicine, World's Greatest Combover, My Penis is a Mountain, Welcome to Scotland, Differently Abled Sex, World's Largest Bug, Hexadectylsm, ...

429. November 29, 2007
How Your Name Ruins Your Life, World's Biggest Liar, Take the Money and Run, Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians, Drugs and Alchohol in Music, Old Timer's Disease, Locavore, Best Book Covers of 2007, the Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute Day, Bitten by Humans, and Jussipussi ...

428. November 22, 2007
Man Marries Dog, Suicide Tourists, Stripper Goes Back to School, How to Get High, No Peaking, Car Toilet, Abdominal Etching, Get My FBI File, Sucky Santa, Almighty Irony, Popcorn-Eating Crybabies, ...

427. November 15, 2007
Chess Boxing, Beer as a Health Drink, The Bottomless Pit, Olympic Babies, Women Are Getting Screwed, Tattoos for the Blind, Anesthesia Awareness, Wannabe Commies, World's' H0ttest Chili, and Married at 9...

426. November 8, 2007
Science + Insanity = Humour, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Living Dead Doll Pencil Sharpener, Space Cockroach, Global Wetting, The Global Warming Coffee Mug, Nun vs. Ninja, World's Worst Products, Have A Bad Day Day, Paranormal Restraining Orders, and Satan Rules the Roulette Wheel...

425. November 1, 2007
Dumb, Ugly, Smelly Americans, Criminal Mastermind Lesson 1, How to Serve Humans, Good Nazis, Swastika Ontario, Babies are bad for your Social Life, Gum-Swallowing, INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, Struck by Lightning...

424. October 25, 2007
Sex and Marriage With Robots, Tipping Ovulating Strippers, The World is Getting Better, Penis Voodoo Menstruation, Magic Mushroom Ban in Amsterdam, The Secret of Life (on Acid), Hallucinogenic Leprechauns, and Sex on the First Date...

423. October 18, 2007
2007 Ig Nobel Awards, When Aliens Speak, Leck Mich Im Arsch, Where's Terrorists?, Wide World of Hypochondria, That's Horseshit, Death by Doctor, Stupid Tourist Go Home, and A Blue Whale's Tongue...

422. October 11, 2007
Chinese Conspiracy Theories, Mom Beats Bully, The Bestiality Restaurant, What Is It Good For?, I Hate Young People, Satisfaction, The Diet Fork, R2D2 Pepper Mill, and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...

421. October 4, 2007
The Perfect Boobjob, the Breast-Enlarging Subliminal Ringtone, Fargo Yeah!, Censored News, Hitler's Mousstache, Oktoberfests, Top 10 World's Worst Polluted Places, Piss-Screen, Sperm Control, and Sock Injuries...

420. September 27, 2007
Elephants on Acid, Suing God, Gravy Wrestling Championships, Teen vs. Shark, Marry Our Daughter, Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations, Heroin in NYC, and Mac vs. PC...

419. September 20, 2007
Men Love Beautiful Women, Women Love Rich Men, Rock Paper Scissors Championships, Drop Dead Monkey Village, Jewish Nazis, "Unnecesary" Quotes, Fat & Smelly Cannibal Meat, Sleep Like a Foetus, and STDs...

418. September 13, 2007
Bring Me the Head of Chupacabra, Money Buys Happiness, Just Say No to Drugs, Just Say Yes to Drugs, No Defecating on Subway, Eating Pussy, Slackers at Work, World's Craziest Mom, Scatomancy, and Spiders...

417. September 6, 2007
World's Oldest Father, 100-year-old Smoker, Porn for Seniors, How to Survive Doomsday, Smoking Bans Reduce Smoking, Witch Doctor vs. the Bottom of the River, Microchipped Soldiers, Shoes for Whores, and Grumpy Witnesses...

416. August 30, 2007
Seven Fortean Wonders of the World, Balling for Dollars, Ask a Stupid Question Day, Bulletproof BackPack, GetHuman.com, National Hate Day, Awful Ice Cream Flavors, and Harlem GlobePope...

415. August 23, 2007
Psycho Employees, Bad Bosses, Most Expensive Shit Your'll Never Need, Keep Hitting Your Sister, Caffeine Overdose, The Great Moon Hoax, World Beard and Moustache Championships, and Ethiopian Doctors...

414. August 16, 2007
The Dark and Stormy Night Contest, Legalized Bestiality, Yen from Heaven, McLawsuit, Get Rich Quick, Meditating for Utopia, Magic Singing Mushrooms, and Fear of Moustaches...

413. August 9, 2007
237 Reasons for Sex, How to Do "It", The Simpsons On Drugs, KUNT-TV, Legal Necrophilia, Computer Virus Turns 25, Someone Smells Dead, Penis Myths Debunked and Created, and the Axis of Imperial Measurements...

412. August 2, 2007
Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature, The Cat That Predicts Death, Generation Y Bother, Best. Matrix Spoof. Ever, Swimming at the North Pole, 10 Most Bizarre World Records, Vaccination Liberation, Blame Someone Else Day, and Killer Plutonium...

411. July 26, 2007
10 Worst Zombie Strategies, Kill All Extremists, Cadaver Calculator, Spy Squirrels, Dude, Where's Penis?, Penis Reattachment Surgery, Propagandon't, Keep Calm and Carry On, and Eat Alone to Lose Weight...

410. July 19, 2007
Pointless Science, Fat Tits, Boob Jobs for Grad, The 7 New Wonders of the World, Weird Headlines, Alien Stamps, The End of the World, Ginormous Smackdowns, No-Smoking Ashtray, and Marriage vs. Life Expectancy...

409. July 12, 2007
Air Sex, Masochists Wanted, Killer Sand, Top Secret Tourism, Hitler Lives, Babies Lie, Hot Dog, and Death by Doctor's Handwriting...

408. July 5, 2007
World's Ugliest Dog 2007, Project Censored, Surgical Video Gamers, Air For Sale, B-Society, Why Babies Cry, Sexual Illiteracy, Hare Krishna vs. Indian Prisons, Horniness is the Mother of Invention, and the Birthplace of Serial Killers...

407. June 28, 2007
Top 10 Worst Jobs in Science, Moon Land Millionaire, Sleep In to Live Longer, Real Dads vs. Sitcom Dads, America's Sweatiest City, How to Tell If Someone is Lying, and Drivers vs. Lingerie Models...

406. June 21, 2007
Top 10 Mind-Boggling Psychiatric Treatments, Sex Through Space, CSI: Heaven, Witch Doctor vs. Death, Walnuts for Woodies, Expanding Diet Pill, 93 Million Wangs, and Arachibutyrophobia...

405. June 14, 2007
Hollow Earth Cruise, The 5-Second Rule, New Hot Dog Eating Champion, Aphrodesiac Appetizers, Heterophobia, Say Goodbye to Cheap Beer and Tequila, Sleeping in a Hill of Panties, Kitty Cancer, and Sex + Mistress = Heart Attack...

404. June 7, 2007
Godly Power Patent, Human Hibernation, Fucking Hell Titty Hill, Robot Guinea Pig, The Big Donor Show, Trashballs, Men Hit On Women In Bars, $9.5 Million Worth of Porn, and Gambling vs. Vegetables...

403. May 31, 2007
10 Weirdest Diseases, Horny Old Lady, Muscle-Bound Moron, Mick Jagger's Dick, Smoke and Drink to 100, Flying Cows, Post-Rapture Post, GOD or PIG, International Panic Day, and When to Fuck for Smart Kids...

402. May 24, 2007
Bar Mitzvah from Hell, Diapers for Gamblers, Moron of the Week, World's Biggest Whiners, World Fatness Chart, Sexless Workaholics, Fast Walkers, Pizza Beer, Oral Sex Sucks, and Legos for Everyone...

401. May 17, 2007
War On Tourism, Vibrators vs. the Army, Oblivious to Beauty, The Grim Repo Man, Waiting to Die, The 11-Step Perfect Murder, Drunk and Stupid, and Sex in your BMW...

400. May 10, 2007
Crappy Mother's Day, Eat What You Want and Dance Like a Chicken, Whores vs. Virgins, You Are Being Manipulated, Gambling on Death, La Pity De Self, Bigfood as Endangered Species, The Average Documentary, and Sleep vs. TV...

399. May 3, 2007
Shakespeare's Monkeys, Good vs. Evil Foosball, Always Be Nice to People Who Try to Rob Your Bank, Fruity Cocktails = Health Food, Evil Parents Part 1 & 2, Manboobs, and Radioactive Brazil Nuts...

398. April 26, 2007
Gambling on Climate Change, Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America, The Rapex, Dream Woman, Staring at Breasts, Top 15 Funniest Unintentionally Funny Comic Book Panels of All Time, Spermatophobia, and the Answer to Your Gay Love Affair...

397. April 19, 2007
Cleaning Up the Engrish Language, Sour Candy vs. Drunk Drivers, My Daughter Metallica, The Schmidt Sting Pain Index, Meh T-Shirt, Dirt Makes You Happy, and Toxic House Plants vs. Children...

396. April 12, 2007
How to Be Gorgeous and Live Forever, How to Own A Parallel Universe, How to Rule the World, Feed Us a Fetus, The Definition of a Lack of Perspective, Technology vs. Drunk Drivers, Meh, and Hate Your Co-workers...

395. April 5, 2007
Human-Sheep Hybrid, Moon Land Banned, Go See Your Doctor, Girls in Sweaters vs. Girls in Bikinis, Nagging Doesn't Work, Doggy Heimlich, Does Today Suck?, Hell is Real, and Sex with Nicole Kidman...

394. March 29, 2007
Science vs. Your Brain, How the Moon Rules Your Life, Strangest Deaths in History, Exabyte, Smokeless Smokes, Virus Sandwich, Your Problems Are Up Your Ass, and, Coffee vs. Suicides...

393. March 22, 2007
Humans in the Year 100,000, Top Fetishes, Men Love Crotches, Happy People Are Happier Than Unhappy People, Rael's UFOLand For Sale, Borat vs. Kazakhstan, Body Odor Chewing Gum, and September 11, 200?...

392. March 15, 2007
Aliens vs. Climate Change, Vegans vs. Climate Change, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, I Love You Just the Way You Aren't, Remote-Controlled Pigeons, Next Top Convict, the UK vs. the Loch Ness Monster, and Pig's Orgasms...

391. March 8, 2007
Expedition to the Hollow Earth, Dangers of Sword-Swallowing, Long Life Without Sex, Piss-Poor Parenting, Hero to Zero, Best Gay Dog, Disasters Favor the Rich, and Left-Handed Dead People...

390. March 1, 2007
20 Worst Living Dictators, The Antichrist Has Arrived, Health Naps, Smoking & Drinking vs. Oral Sex, Women Are Dirtier Than Men, Wookieepedia, Silent Star Wars, Ides of March, and Deadly Donkeys...

389. February 22, 2007
Gluttonous Queen, Cosmic Rays Cause Global Warming, Sleeping Pill Weirdness, Cosmic Latte, Lost in Translation, McCrappy Coffee, How to Cheat at Everything, How to Solve Rubik's Cube, and 18 Acres of Pizza...

388. February 15, 2007
Sunblock for the Earth, Global Warming Mug, Money Can Buy You Sex, 20 Oddest Jobs, “IF(Sid_Vicious == TRUE&& Alan Turing == TRUE) } ERROR_Cyberpunk() }”, Skin Crawling Research, Steak & BJ Day, and Free Energy....

387. February 8, 2007
Bizarre Implants, Squirrel Melts, Cancer-fighting Eggs, Caffeinated Donuts, Worst Album Covers of All Time, Million Dollar Psychic Loophole, Kid vs. Chickens, Public Sleeping Day, and People Who Love Their Pets Just A Little Too Much....

386. February 1, 2007
Killer Robots, Pillow Fighters, Jungle Woman, Top 20 Science Myths, Life for Sale, Boring Earthlings, and Malls in China....

385. January 25, 2007
The Doomsday Clock, Zombie Farm Animals, Bad Dentistry, Fish 'n' Flush, Stupid Horny Parasites, Procrastination Report, Anarchic Hand, and $4.8 Million Buys Happiness....

384. January 18, 2007
Telepathy in 25 Years, Wacky Warning Labels, Getting Nailed in the Hand Lessons, Dressup Jesus, No Sex in the Future, the Largest Diamon in the Universe, and Semen in the Mail....

383. January 11, 2007
10 Most Bizarre People, Spiders on Drugs, Man's Best Beer, Your Ex-Ex-Wife, George Bush is a Butt Plug, Paranormal Survey, Weekends in the Hospital, Answer Your Cat's Question Day, and Jesus Will Return....

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