381.
December 28, 2006
The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly 2006 - Part 1....
380.
December 21, 2006
Humping Dog USB Key, They Call Me Naughty Lola, Fake Japanese
Priests, Word of the Year, Drunk Bees, Paralyzing Roar, First
Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for World Peace,
and Killer Cats....
379.
December 14, 2006
Everything Bad is Good For You, Smoker's International Airways,
Gourmet Pig Ears, Survey Says!, Free Viagra, Smog-Eating Cement,
and Toilet Phobia....
378.
December 7, 2006
Astronaut vs. Asteroid, Monk vs. Penis, Britain's Unluckiest Man,
Fish Personalities, Prostitute vs. The Bronx, Anything But Christmas,
Why to Beat Your Wife, and Chuck Norris for P.M....
377.
November 30, 2006
Anarchy in the Streets, Songs to Make Dogs Happy, The Big-Penis
Anti-Diet, Got Water?, Bad Pilot, Insomniac Bears, and Decapitated
Humans and Cockroaches...
376.
November 23, 2006
Global Orgasm for World Peace, Persistent
Sexual Arousal Syndrome, Shoplifting for Climax, Pronto Condom,
Dull Men, Ghetto Latte, and Old Women...
375.
November 16, 2006
Beautiful People's Daughters, Paris Syndrome, The Married Dead,
Sexsomnia, How to Turn Your iPod into a Ouija Board, Invisibility
Spells Don't Work, This is Your Penis on Drugs, and Mild Curry
is for Wimps...
374.
November 9, 2006
Bribing Politicians, Nuclear Annihilation Makes Us Horny, Yet
Another Doomsday Alert, Math
Geeks vs. the Lottery, Have a Bad Day Day, Death by Wish-Fulfillment,
Starbucks Everywhere, and Don't Eat that Lamb You Just Screwed...
373.
November 2, 2006
Uri Geller Seeks Spoonbenders, Robot Cars and Space Elevators,
Kurt Cobain vs. Elvis Presley, Google is God, Blogs Are Evil,
Slutty Bee-havior, 50-Day Fast, and How to Wipe Out North Koreas
Airforce in 15 Minutes...
372.
October 26, 2006
Cloned Pets Are Out, Cloned Meat Is In, Fish Ejaculations, Fish
Faked Orgasms, Fool Me Four Times, Marijuana vs. Alzheimer's,
the Laundry Rug, and Stealing Children's Halloween Candy...
371.
October 19, 2006
Ig Nobel Awards, Botox versus Depression, 100,000
Pieces of Pi, How to Sue Your Alien Abductors, The Bright Side
of Growth Hormones and Nicotine, Lung Candy, and Lesbian Orgasms...
370.
October 12, 2006
Voices in your head are normal, Burning Airlines Give You So Much
More, Pyjamas in Public, Regrow Your Limbs, Business Bib, Mundane
Behaviour, the Suspicious Looking Device, and Widows with Penises...
369.
October 5, 2006
Elves on DMT, Spiders on LSD, MindFuck Films, Uncomfortable Bed,
Fatwa Fridays, What the Fuck Quote of the Week, Eat a Cockroach,
and Vegetarian Smokers Outlive Meat-Eating Non-Smokers...
368.
September 28, 2006
Penis Rejection, Vagina Enhancing, Apotembnophilia,
Cheap Prostate Massages, The Illusion of Safety, Moldy Cheese
Day, Free Market Dictators, and the Loch Ness Creature...
367.
September 21, 2006
World's Most Obscure Sports, 1 Billion Fat Humans, 0.1361015212836455566789110512013615,
Pretty Good Sperm, Sex While Driving, Sex During Puberty, Lightning
Strikes the Stupid, Holy Hugs, and Shaving vs. Strokes...
366.
September 14, 2006
The Pope's Exorcist Vs. Harry Potter, Kung
Fu Vs. Yoga, Stupidity Awards, Eat Crap til you're 112, Really
Bad Tattoos, Shitty News, Crazy Loud Music, and the Fake Orgasm
Diet...
365.
September 7, 2006
God Is Everywhere, Ikea's Dog With Penis, Truthiness and Wiliality,
How to End Your Fast, I Am Not A Terrorist, Armless Bandit, I
Humped Your Hummer, Taller = Smarter, and 42,500 Round-Trip Flights
Around the Sun...
364.
August 31, 2006
Gods Drink Milk, Pope
Says Chill Out, Porn in the News, Dwarf Judge Update, Long Live
the Puppetmasters, Breaking Into Prison, 18 Tricks to Teach Your
Body, How to Rape a Serial Killer, and Lust at First Sight...
363.
August 24, 2006
Good Morning Lemmings, Fountain of Youth, Chew Gum for Bigger
Breasts, 7 Inventive Ways to Sleep, Monkeys vs. Shakespeare, Hungry
Men Love Fat Women, Spidey-Suit, the Burnt Food Museum, and UFO
Colonics...
362.
August 17, 2006
Anti-Stupidity Pill, Curry For Brain Power, Opening a Grenade
Lessons, Global Warming Beer, Pro-Life Capitalism, Paranormal
Challenge, Trading Planets, and Pretty Rich...
361.
August 10, 2006
Yogic Flying for World Peace, Beggar Mafia, Sharing Bed Reduces
Brain Power, Old Married People Are Boring, Too Fat for X-Rays,
100% Chance of Fat, World Strip Poker Championship, and Crybaby
Popcorn Eaters...
360.
August 3, 2006
The 25 Most Important Questions in the History of the Universe,
Eye-Gazing Parties, Brainwashed Alcoholics, Messy Sex in Space,
Self-Stirring Coffee Mug, 380 Ways to Waste Time on the Internet,
Bad Poetry Days, Bad Christians...
359.
July 27, 2006
My Vagina Controls Men's Minds, The Happiest People on Earth,
Free Stuff from Wal-Mart, Witchcraft Legalized in Zimbabwe, McMillionaires,
Shock Jacket, The "Good Fuck" Bed, and Masturbating
with Fruits & Vegetables...
358.
July 20, 2006
Magic Mushrooms and God, Trading One Red Paperclip for a House,
Separated
at Birth - Reunited by Google, Everyone is Paranoid, Mind-Reading
Computer, Aliens Control the Planet, and The Dreams of Maze-Running
Lab Rats...
357.
July 13, 2006
Big Brother's Eyes Are Watching You, Orgasmic Childbirth, Your
Chances of Dying, Automatic Car, Too Fat to Exercise, Cockroach-killing
Robots, Misfortune Cookie, and the Rich Are Richer...
356.
July 6, 2006
Lab-Grown Meat, Bad Driver's Handbook, Urine Trouble, World Cup
Balls, Breast Ironing, Fetus Black Magic, Chickens and People...
355.
June 29, 2006
Do Whatever You Want, Live Forever, World's Longest Sperm, Instant
Water, Celebrity Morgue, Slavercize, Doomsday Alert, Placebo Drunks,
and Lawyers Equal Prisoners...
354.
June 22, 2006
Allergy-Free Cats, Obscenity-Free TV, Lesbian Batwoman, Talking
Aliens, Satan Jr., iToilet iPaper, World Cup Boredom, Inflatable
Pub, and Kissing Your Pet...
353.
June 15, 2006
Sleeping Pills Wake Comatose, Top 10 Strange Gadgets, Killed by
Prayer, Lions 2 God 0, World's Longest Nipple Hair, Alexander
Bulgaria, Whistleblowers Wanted, and Death By Nose-Picking...
352.
June 8, 2006
Japanese Jesus, Invisibility Cloak, This is Your Art on Drugs,
German Brainiacs, Pigeon Ghost, Ringxiety, Too Sexy for Radio,
Bored and On Drugs, and Meatloaf Makes Plants Grow Faster...
351.
June 1, 2006
Titty-Sucking Kitties, Who's Afraid of 6/6/06?, Parapsychology
Degree, Become a Jedi Knight Online, Evil Drug Tests, Necrosadism
and Mysophilia,
Great Satan Park, and Artichokes for Orgasms...
350.
May 25, 2006
Masturbating Prevents Cancer, Caffeine and Alcohol are Good For
You, Kurt Cobain Reborn, Life Sucks, No More Plumber's Crack,
Brilliant Dreams, Creepy Crafts, National Dance Like a Chicken
Day, and Married to a Horse...
349.
May 18, 2006
10 Worst Corporations of 2005, Crazy Psychic Judge, Cold Hard
Trash, The
Infinite Cycles of the Universe, Cheap Virgin Sex, 3x Lottery
Winner, and Wasted Lost Drivers...
348.
May 11, 2006
TV is my Friend, Weird Japanese TV, Red Hot Chilli Peppers vs.
Prostate Cancer, Idiot Criminals of the Week, Praying Children
Killed by Lightning, Seed of Satan, Thought Passwords, The Mr.
T Show, and You're Fired...
347.
May 4, 2006
The Rich Get Richer, Baby Bigfoot, You Have the Attention Span
of a Goldfish, iVibrator,
Anger Management Fails, World's Largest Pillow Fight, Send Crap
Into Space, Free Sex, and Quit Smoking to Get Into Heaven...
346.
April 27, 2006
Gas Price Profiteering, Chameleon Clothing, Typing to One Million,
Virgo Billionaires, Virgin Bride Wanted, Get Fat and Go Home,
Video Games the New Exercise, Yet Another Bad Invention, and Cheesy
Dreams...
345.
April 20, 2006
The Perfect Ass, Mutant Cyclops Kitten, Alien
Invasion Averted, Insane Judge, Don't Hide Money in the Garbage,
World's Ugliest Dog, Walking-Across-the-Country-Diet, One Red
Paper Clip Update...
344.
April 13, 2006
Perfect Memory, Dreams of Divorce, Allah's Chicken, American
Military Operation Name Generating Device, Puttanopoly, Devil
Calls, How to Speak Cat, and Foam Peanuts...
343.
April 6, 2006
Psychic Budgie, Anal Probes, Jesus the Nurse, The
Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth, Mind-Controlled
by Shania Twain, Psychic Orgasm, God's Email, and "White
Person Wanted"...
342.
March 30, 2006
Hire Mermaids to Find Your Stolen SUV, Talk to the Dead, Shock!
The Internet is Full of Scams, Cheating CEO's, Shaving Lengthens
Life, Diamonds for the Dead, Animal Dildos, George W. Supermodel,
and Squirrel Trees...
341.
March 23, 2006
Sperm-Sucking Job, Mouse Testicles, Bizarre Prison Experiment,
People Who Don't Know They're Dead, Sand Collecting, Sperm-Sorting
Machine, Baby vs. Beer, Diet Ads Don't Work, Sex Psychic, and
Duelling in Paraguay...
340.
March 16, 2006
Stay Awake and Kill, The End of the World (briefly), That's Too
Baaad, Cow Shit vs. Nuclear Radiation, Computers vs. Cockroaches,
All Good Americans Go to Heaven, Baby Scream Translator, and Pope
Globetrotter...
339.
March 9, 2006
No More Stupid Ugly People, Driving People Crazy, Shock Therapy
Makes a Comeback, God's Chosen Oil, No Rape Just Urine, Masterbation
Horror Stories, Tit Pranks, Breeders Rule, and Death By Bic...
338.
March 2, 2006
Big Breasts and Hard Nipples Won't Make You Happy, Penis Surgery
Won't Make You Happy, Fast Food Ice Vs. Toilet Water, Psychic
Ass Reader, Unidentified Flying Imperialists, Parking Lot Ads,
Fake Plastic Trees, and TV Vs. Sleep...
337.
February 23, 2006
Mind Controlled Hunting Buddies, Trekkie Goes Broke, Jesus Pets,
Buying Drugs from Cops, Insult to War Injury, U.S. Equals Iran,
Mother Teresa is Hot, World's Oldest Chicken Dead, and Donkeys
Kill People...
336.
February 16, 2006
How to Cook an Egg With a Cellphone, How to Stalk Your Friends
with a Cellphone, City Workers Really Are Lazy, Scorpion Queen
Marries Centipede King, No Name = No Debt, DisneyRiots, Cigarette-Eating
Dog, Edible Aart andBabies With Televisions...
335.
February 9, 2006
Magic Dream Incantation, Sex Beats Stress, Bad Nurse, The Break-Out-Of-Jail
Diet, Medical Miracles / Medical Nightmares, 14-Year-Old Lottery
Ticket, and Bitten By Humans...
334.
February 2, 2006
Whale Puke, Bad Dentistry, Bad Hitman, Burning Love, Chuck Norris
Facts, Stupid Names for Kids, The
Olsen Twins: new tits n’ holes,
and Super Flush...
333.
January 26, 2006
Rape in Prison, Alien Rain, Laughter Medicine, Festival of Drunkeness,
Bigfoot Photos, Clone-A-Willy, Useless Clothes, and Sex in Ikea's
Beds...
332.
January 19, 2006
Drunks Love Booze, Psychic Dream Wins $45,000, Weird USB Drives,
Dogs Predict Cancer, The Most Boring Music On Earth, Earthling
Dog Tags, Shower-Proof Notepad, and Jaywalking Jews...
331.
January 12, 2006
Tom Cruise Kills Oprah Winfrey, Rapvertising, Farting Japanese
Wives, The People Vs. Jesus Christ, A Boy Named KentuckyFriedCruelty.com,
Lopsided Breasts, Space Sake, Hypnotized by Agatha Christie, Mona
Lisa's Smile, and Sexy Seafood...
330.
January 5, 2006
Nice Stalkers, Almost Stalkers, How to Walk on Broken Glass, World's
Longest (Lamest) Palindrome, 2005's Worst Dad, Everything You
Know About Sex is Wrong, Disappearing Teaspoons, The Internet
as Marxist Utopia, and a Jiffy of Time...
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