329.
December 29, 2005
The Best, Worst, and Ugliest of 2005...
328.
December 22, 2005
End of the World in 30 Years, End of the World in 7 Years, The
Physics of Santa, Richest Fictional Characters, Beware the Office
Christmas Party, Artificial Foreskin, ESP Pill, and Credit Card
Theft for Dummies...
327.
December 15, 2005
Separating Fools from their Money, Nasal Sex Spray, War on Drugs,
Doggy Cellphone, Turn Your Joystick into a Sex Toy, Video Orgasm,
Sam Buck's Coffee, and a Sleeping Snail...
326.
December 8, 2005
How to Hypnotize a Chicken, Serial Killer's Art, War with Aliens,
Miss Penitentiary
2005, No Such Thing As a Bullet-Proof Man, Annoying Teenagers,
and Waiting at Red Lights...
325.
December 1, 2005
Crop Circles For Sale, World's Ugliest Dog Dies, Fix Computer
for Blow Job, Money Buys Happiness, Crime Pays, Sexless Sex Expo,
Race Up a Skyscraper, Love is Dumb, Fight Club Musical, and How
They Invented the Microwave...
324.
November 24, 2005
Tin Foil Helmets Don't Work, Black Magick for Brad Pitt, Moon
Land In China, Astrologer Sues NASA, Electrocuted Testicles, The
Cure for Winter, and a Goldfish's Memory...
323.
November 17, 2005
Jesus the Shroom-Eating Alien, Brainwash Your Children, How to
Trade a Paper Clip for a House, Wall of Titties, Bored of Sex?,
Unintentionally Hilarious Web Names, Mice Sing For Sex, and Death
By Caffeine...
322.
November 10, 2005
Chess Boxing, The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity, Pet Ghost, VCR
Cat Feeder, Brain Drugs to Lose Weight, Krazy Ex With Krazy Glue,
Big Breasts Big Donations, and Can You Prove Religious Superiority...
321.
November 3, 2005
Remote Controlled Rats, Remote Controlled Humans, War Is Dying,
Rock Paper Scissors Champion, Suing God, Psychotronic Wishing
Machine, Esquivalience,
and Parents Steal Kids' Candy...
320.
October 27, 2005
Rats on Pot, Squirrels on Crack, One Man's Female Orgasm, Cashanova,
Who's Afraid of Quicksand?, World's Longest Nipple Hair, and Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia...
319.
October 20, 2005
2005 Ig Nobel Prizes, Psychic Sues U.S. Army, Smurfs Get Decimated,
Instant Aged-Wine, Shitty Cement, Jesus Poker Chips, and a Whole
Lotta Sperm...
318.
October 13, 2005
George W. Hears Voices, Chang the Mystical Warrior, God Is Useless,
Nicotine-laced Beer, Baby Cage, How to Talk to Humans, and Chick
Flick, Bikini Wax, Brainfreeze...
317.
October 6, 2005
Half-Man Half-Machine, Signing For Bastards, Why Men Die Younger,
Lions Eat Villagers, Robot Soldiers, Get Stabbed in Scotland,
Drugs.com, and Happy Birthday from my Dog...
316.
September 29, 2005
World's First Face Transplant, Thought Screen Helmets, Psychos
Rule the World, Cheesy Dreams, Plague-Infected Mice, 2,000 Petes,
and Termites and Heavy Metal...
315.
September 22, 2005
The Worst Disaster to Hit the U.S., Crappy Robots That Can't Serve
You But Pretend to Care, Dead Chinese Prisoners in your Skin Cream,
Blood-sucking Worms vs. Allergies, TV Watching World Record, and
No Kitty Blood For Oil...
314.
September 15, 2005
Anti-Rape Condom, Orgasmatron, The Ends of the World, Your Penis
or Your Life, Sun Revolves Around the Earth, Talk to God for a
Nickel, Sperm Makes Women Happy, Everyone Picks Their Nose...
313.
September 8, 2005
Leeches and Maggots in Modern Medicine, 20,000 Bare-Breasted Dancing
Virgins, Pet Love Motel, Fattest Cat on Earth, Who's Your Daddy?,
Human Zoo, Robot Guard Dog for your Diet, and Nuclear Farts...
312.
September 1, 2005
205 Miles Per Gallon, Porn Makes You Go Blind, Fucking Austria,
Cow in Jail, Real TV, Borrow-A-Freak, Dirty Old Bastard, Tan-Timer,
and Jerk-O-Meter...
311.
August 25, 2005
Lab-grown Meat, Trip Around the Moon, Brat-Eating Championships,
Die You Miserable Bitch, Why Men Don't Listen, Popsicle Viking
Boat, Encyclopedia of Weirdness, and Kebab Sales in the UK...
310.
August 18, 2005
Miss Roboto, Violent Yoga, Poems About Foreskins, Gravity 2 -
Idiot 0, RoboCamel Races, Doggy 911, Suicide Hotel, Cheating the
Elevator, and 42,500 Round-Trip Flights to the Sun...
309.
August 11, 2005
Casting Call For the Anti-Christ, Porn Zombies, Money Gets You
Sex, Gaming For Morons, Drunk Drivers Wanted, The Infinite Fractal
Hand of God, 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know, Ill-conceived
Phone Sex Scams, and The Shape of Holes...
308.
August 4, 2005
World Stupidity Awards, Prophet Yahweh Part II, Anti-Christ Vampire
Abortion Pills, 40 Goats and 20 Cows for Chelsea Clinton, World
Cup Whorehouse, Magical Growing Penis, World's Ugliest Man, and
33 Things To Do Before You Turn 10...
307.
July 28, 2005
Human-brained Monkeys, Michael Jackson's Space Friends, Ewe Are
Goin' Down, Chickens See the Future, The McDonald's Diet, Scientific
Research is Bogus, and Feed Us A Fetus...
306.
July 21, 2005
TV Makes You Dumb, World's Ugliest Dog, Scientists Lie, World's
Worst Novel, Loch Ness Insurance, Deep Dark Secrets, Hot Dog Eating
Champion, and 83,431 Places of Geek...
305.
July 14, 2005
Hitler's Sex Doll, Hitler Youth, Dumb American Workers, Ads Tattooed
on Idiot's Forehead, LSD No-Hitter, (Lack of) Speed Kills, Wife-Carrying
Championships, and No More Grunts at Wimbleton...
304.
July 7, 2005
Zombie Dogs, Michael Jackson Toast, You're Worth About $10, Science
As Art, Kitten War, Take Your Birthday Off Work, The Happiest
Day of the Year, Sauna Endurance Championships, RoboGuards in
Tokyo, STD New Zealand, and a 5-pound Human Brain...
303.
June 30, 2005
Teleport Over the Internet, End of the Universe in 300 Billion
Years, Bizarre Instant Karma, German Men With Mullets in the Army,
Killer Exorcism, Kids Love Violent Video Games, 1.3 Million Pennies,
and Fast Old Dude...
302.
June 23, 2005
Stretching Machines and Lengthening Surgery, Sleep In For Genius
Ideas, Those Voices In Your Head Are Not Your Friends, World Cup
Whorehouses, Boring Jobs - Bad Heart, Baseball Dick and Balls,
Africans in the Zoo, and 4-year-old Questions...
301.
June 16, 2005
In Love or Insane, Outsource Your Own Job, Origami Yoda, World's
Longest French Fry, Used Penis For Sale, Simulated Brain, Speed
Freaks vs. Shredded Documents, Wear Red to Win, and Blink, Blink,
Blink, etc...
300.
June 9, 2005
UFOs on Demand, Condom Reef in the Ocean, Mutant Chernobyl Kids,
Chicken Suits, Girl Won't Grow, Indestructible Sandwich, The Rejection
Line, WOW GOD ACE, Turn the Other Fist, and Sleep Cures Insomnia...
299.
June 2, 2005
Download Your Brain By 2050, Prophet Yahweh Calls Down UFOs, The
Best Day of the Year, Sunlight is Good, Traffic is Getting Worse,
World Beard and Moustache Championships, and a Sneaker that rations
out TV time...
298.
May 26, 2005
Tin Foil vs. Global Warming, Too Tired For Fatigue, I Miss My
Pussy, Living on Sunlight, Miss Jumbo Queen, Bionic Suit, Build
an Android Head, Money Origami, How to Shave a Cat's Nose, Smoking
Chimp, and the LSD Symposium...
297.
May 19, 2005
What Would Jesus Smoke, Orgasm Day, Darth Vader Lawn Sprinkler,
Maggots In Your Head, Subliminal Beer Goggles, Elevator to Space,
and the "Your Turn" Washing Machine...
296.
May 12, 2005
Zombies in Cambodia, Bigfoot in Manitoba, The Beast Gets Downsized,
Time Traveler Convention, Testicular Surgical Disasters, Happy
Slapping, Ant Torture, and Popcorn That Won't Pop...
295.
May 5, 2005
Uncle Rico's Time Machine, Mind Reading Alarm Clock, How to Start
a Forest Fire, Artistic Childbirth, Hibernating Humans, How to
Freeze Dog Poo, Exploding Toads, and Quote of the Week...
294.
April 28, 2005
Weird Penis Surgery, Beautiful People Hate You, Banks Are Crooks,
Remote Controlled Fruit Flies, End of the World Update, High Crimes,
Pig Olympics, More Tragic Irony, and Gas is Cheap...
293.
April 21, 2005
Penis Weighlifting, More Weighlifting for Dicks, Dunkable Biscuit,
World's Fastest Text-Messenger, Stone Age Sex, Dead Celebrity
Soulmate, Deadly Flu Virus Escapes, Robocop, and the Top 10 Pet
Names...
292.
April 14, 2005
Two More Popes Till the End of the World, Sphincter Bleaching,
Gay Jesus, Death to America, Racy Sex, Wrap the Alps in Tin Foil,
Ghost Radar, and the Rapture has already come and gone...
291.
April 7, 2005
The Smell of Jesus, Spanking Therapy, Stop Smoking Pill, 100 Best
TV Theme Songs, News from the "Tragic Irony" files,
Kiss My (_!_), Man vs. Cute Little Animals, and 13 Things That
Do Not Make Sense...
290.
March 31, 2005
Horny Psychic Alien Hotline, Breast Enhancing Chewing Gum, Stolen
Sperm, Non-abstaining Teens, Sleepwalking Murderer, Hire a Hitman...
289.
March 24, 2005
Two Penises - No Wife, Weightlifting Penis, Midnight Penis Snack,
Next Violent Terrorist Attack, Why Rats Can't Vomit, Girl Beats
Robot At Arm Wrestling, Nuking Sudan, and Hitler's A-Bomb...
288.
March 17, 2005
Farm Animals Feel Emotions, Cow Dung Medicine, Stay Drunk Pill,
World's Largest Penis, Beer Church, Plastic Cups at Oktoberfest,
the Annual "Cost of a Dog" report...
287.
March 10, 2005
The Geeks of Hazzard, Bizarre Crime Spree, Children Married to
Dogs, Waiting for Rapture, More Useless Science, Lucky Tree Injures
Two, Running Out of Toilet Paper, and 80,399,780
kittens...
286.
March 3, 2005
Exorcism Lessons, How to Build Bombs, Teleportation in the Army,
Teleportation in the Bible, Cockroach Eating Champion, Vagina
Monologues Banned, Smart-ass 3-year-old, Elephant Artists, and
Kit Kats for Luck...
285.
February 24, 2005
Watch Your Ass - There's Aliens Everywhere, Ghost Beating Festival,
Tattooed Whore, Barenaked Ladies, Lobsters Can't Feel Pain, The
Bank Machine is Your Boss, and Bad News Can Break Your Heart...
284.
February 17, 2005
Phoning the Dead, Meet Your Wife on the Internet, Touchy Feely
Robots, Ugly Breast Implants, Virtual Suicide Cult, Buy My Crappy
Apartment, Riot at Ikea, Postcards for Hitler, and Gay Penguins...
283.
February 10, 2005
Gypsy Hypnosis, War is Fun, Sherry Enema Overdose, Phone Foreplay,
Date My Wife...Please, Alien Mind Control, Die and Dash, and Glowing
Cat Urine...
282.
February 3, 2005
The Angel Light, The Most Depressing Day of the Year, Alcohol
is Good, Experts Are Either Right or Wrong, Airmiles for Pets,
Making Your Bed is Unhealthy, God Signs Tsunami, and the Ten-Year
Global Warming Warning...
281.
January 27, 2005
Psychic Bodyguards, Gay Weapons, Robot Footballers, Tidal Wave
of Ghosts, Germany's Fastest Sperm, and the Neighborhood Pub in
Your Living Room...
280.
January 20, 2005
The Joy of Laziness, Life on Earth is Better than Ever, The Easy
Way to Get Laid, Colombia Seeks Bounty Hunters, Rent-A-Midget,
Long Hair Sucks Brain Energy, and I Married a Rich, Dead Man...
279.
January 13, 2005
That's Snot Art, Seven-Pound Hamburger, Frightened by Fear Factor,
GodHatesFags, Extraterrestrial Hookers, $40 Million Inner Voice,
Bad Parents, and Too Many Televisions...
278.
January 6, 2005
Cloned Pets, Psychic Animals, Buddhist Monks Remote View 2012,
Friday the 13th Comet, Earthlings Are Boring, Survey Says, Justice
is Blind Luck, and the World's Largest Origami Penis...
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