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THE
BEST, WORST, GROSSEST, MOST USELESS AND IDIOTIC OF 2004
Grossest Health Kick, Drunk and Stupid Award, Worst Parents, Best Diet,
Biggest Boob(s), Most Bone-headed Scam, Worst Video Game, Worst Missionary,
Worst Deal on a Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Best Sex Toy, Most Clueless Couple,
Most Obvious Survey Results, Best Appearance by Instant Karma, Best "Scooby
Doo" Inspired Crime, Worst Prison Escape Attempt, Worst Excuse for
Cheating on your Lover, and "I Read It On the Internet So It Must
Be True" Fact of the Year...
276.
December 23, 2004
Bonsai Kitten Christmas Ornaments, When Kites Attack, Paranoia Prize,
"Most Atrocious First Line of a Novel", Paying Kids to Take
Drugs, Guns Don't Kill People, and the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie...
275.
December 16, 2004
Micro-Penis, Ho Ho Ho's For Christmas, Santa Claus Brawl, Ugly and Broke,
Look Ma No Hands, Jean Claude van Superhero, Alien Abduction Insurance,
Atomic Wristwatch, and Choking on Ball Point Pens...
274.
December 9, 2004
You Will Live to be 1,000-years-old, You Will Also Be a Cyborg, Sleep
Sex, Bat-shoes for the Blind, Bill Gates' Spam, High Self-esteem is Dangerous,
Top 10 Drug Slang, and Carry Your Dead Relatives Around...
273.
December 2, 2004
Hindu Saint Promises to Die, Cheesy Publicity Stunt Part II, World Hamburger-eating
Champ, 365 Days Project, The Ugly Truth, Time Travel Fund, and the Large
Penis Support Group...
272.
November 25, 2004
Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary, Moron in the White House, Reincarnation Therapy,
How to Cook an Alien, CHEERS, Things You'd Love to Say at Work, Fairly
Freaky Animals, May You Live in Curious Times, and Bang Your Head...
271.
November 18, 2004
Headless Human Clones, End of the Universe Postponed, The Cost of War,
Holy Sex Toys, Fat Airline Passengers, Too Smart For Your Own Good, 0
Marijuana Deaths, and Popcorn-eating Crybabies...
270.
November 11, 2004
Scamming the Scammers, Divorce by E-mail, Hitler's Cheerleaders, Dog Dials
911, Jesus Won't Save You, Vibrating Condom, Japan's Best Pickup Lin,
and High-school Halloween Party Crashed by KKK...
269.
November 4, 2004
Brain in Dish Flies Plane, Hypoallergenic Cats, Beautiful German Words,
Pubic Hair Prophecies, Straight Bananas, Hobbits Found, and Mainline Lady...
268.
October 28, 2004
How a Football Game Will Decide the Election, eBay Friends, Phallomancy,
Stupid Prisoners (and their moms), 3-minute Minister, Strange and Useless
Alibis, and Tears of Rock...
267.
October 21, 2004
World Sex Record, 3 Big Macs - 1 Big Mouth, Worst Jobs in Science, Too
Real For Reality TV, Disco Invasion, I Do I Do I Do etc..., You Are God's
Wrath, and Lightning Likes Men...
266.
October 14, 2004
Ig Noble Awards, Fact Check Your Fact Check, Confused Old Man Hacks Off
His Chicken, Rock Paper Scissors Championships, Smart Fish, and Stuck
Tune Syndrome...
265.
October 7, 2004
Psychic Dogs Vote for Bush, American Fascists, Saddam for Prez, Ring Tones
for Bigger Breasts, Cell Phones Smell Your Breath, Urine-sniffing Cancer-finding
Dogs, and Too Gay Hair...
264.
September 30, 2004
Flying Cars Still Decades Away, Astral Travel Agent, Jimmy Swaggart Is
Gay, The All-Sex Diet, More Useless Surveys, Instant Rainforest, and Let
Me Out Of Jail So I Can Screw My Wife...
263.
September 24, 2004
Project Censored, Playboy Rael, Sex With Dead People, Cabbage Patch Kid
All Grown Up, Mini-Moo, Sex In Space, and Radical Jews...
262.
September 17, 2004
Insane World Records, Your Diary Is Making You Sick, If The World Could
Vote, Sex or House-cleaning?, Fruity Sex, Don't Vote For My Dad, Worldwide
Suicides, and Fuchs Wants Kuntz...
261.
September 10, 2004
The Myth of Super-Pot, Is Bush an Idiot or a Tyrant?, Scooby-Doo Caper,
Bad Birthday Gifts, Sex-starved Smoking Spitting Chimp, How to Keep Sheep
Happy, and You Are Never More Than 3 Feet Away From A Spider...
260.
September 3, 2004
Psychos Are All Around Us, Stupid Things For Your Stupid Pet, Homeless
World Cup, World Push-Up Record Broken by 9-year-old, Food Made Out of
Blood, and Bliss is Ignorance...
259.
August 26, 2004
Anarchists Voting, Friday the 13th, Porn Is Good For Your Marriage, Coffins
At Cosco, Autographing A Dog's Nuts, Vacation In Prison, and Torsos Can't
Fly...
258.
August 19, 2004
Bush Promises to Harm America, Convention of the Idle, You May Now Eat
The Bride, National Hate Day, Stickin' It to The Man, The Perfect Horror
Film Equation, and Shocking Insider Secrets from the Playboy Mansion...
257.
August 12, 2004
How to do the least work possible for your boss, Holy Sex, McWalk off
the Fat, Miss Plastic Surgery, I Am A Dealer, Orangutang Kick-Boxing,
Stab-proof Clothes and Suicide Bomb...
256.
August 5, 2004
Expedition to the Hollow Earth, Urine in your Food, Army Breast Implants,
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, Getting Hit By Lightning for Energy, Frozen Ark, and
Kids Named Cancer and Excrement...
255.
July 29, 2004
ET Takeover Coming in September, Olympic-sized Sex, Mark of the Best Update,
World's Smallest and Largest Diamonds, Scary Moustached Police, and Video
Tombstones...
254.
July 22, 2004
9/11: Road to Tyranny, Dictator Bush's Evil Plan, Penis Reattachment Surgery,
Get Shot in the Nuts - Go Directly to Jail, How Not to Throw Fireworks,
and the Chicken-Man...
253.
July 15, 2004
Health Beer, Space Elevator, Fuck For Forests, World Hot Dog Eating Champion,
Spam Sells, Get More Sleep and Sex, One Million Pennies, and the Pope
is a Harlem Globetrotter...
252.
July 8, 2004
Man's Best Friend Disarms Psycho Killer, Green Party Votes Against Bush,
Frog-baby, Nickelback Shite, Trigger Point Massage, A Boy Named Elvis,
and the Countdown to Hermione Granger's 18th Birthday...
251.
July 1, 2004
Sun Myung Moon Declared King, Stopping Surgery Disasters, Science In Advertising,
Less-than-perfect Prison Break, World's Longest Hair, Busting Litterers,
and Holy Body Odor Batman...
250.
June 24, 2004
George Bush's Paranoid Delusions, Penis Too Big, Extreme Eating on ESPN,
Sex With Plastic Animals is OK, Secret Prison in the War on Terror, Freaky
Twin Coincidence, Boob Job Grad Present, and How to Write the Perfect
Joke...
249.
June 17, 2004
Shrek II Not Safe for Kids, Atlantis Found, Intergalactic Currency, Got
Puke?, Fucking Austria, Porn Idol, the Good Euthanasia Guide, and How
Not to Set Fire to Your Ex-lover...
248.
June 10, 2004
TV Watching World Record, Sex With Your Mistress Can Be Deadly, Skull
& Bones Shenanigans, Condom Delivery, Non-Kosher Water, Bomb's in
the Mail, Michael Moore vs. George W. Bush...
247.
June 3, 2004
CIA Sued For LSD Tests, Dead Naked Guy Gets Votes, Bush and Kerry Masturbating
in Coffins, Turd for Lauper, Divorce Your Ugly Wife, Buddha Snot Candy,
Encyclopedia of Sex, UFOs in Ancient Artwork, and How Much Toilet Paper
Do You Use...
246.
May 27, 2004
Michael Moore vs. White House, Orgasmic Chocolate, The Price of Unhappiness,
No Sex Equals No Kids, Useless Laws, Ultraviolence, Blind Golfing, and
Cat Urine Glows Under Black Light...
245.
May 20, 2004
Winner of the Worst World Leader Award, Verbless Novel, 100 Wives, 51
Ways to Leave Your Lover, Dog Shit Vigilante, Insect Invasion, and $2000
for Kids...
244.
May 13, 2004
Buried Alive Solution, World's Tallest Man, Car Sex, Grow Synthetic Teeth,
Six Nails in the Head, Touch Nipples for Better Relationship, Pork Fat
for Long Life, and Love Makes Men and Women the Same...
243.
May 6, 2004
Cloning Your Pet, Reincarnated Kid, World's Biggest Loser, Screaming Whales,
World Bellyflopping Drowning Championships, StupidMeter, and Heroic Stupidity...
242.
April 29, 2004
Good Sex or $50,000, This is Your Brain on Gas, Poets Die Earlier, Selling
Your Kid on eBay, Dog Piss Perfume, Drunks on Fire, To Do: Rob Bank -
Break Out of Jail, Irritable Desk Syndrome...
241.
April 22, 2004
Jesus In A Lava Lamp, Satan On Toast, Rat Woodies, Drive-by Karma, Stupid
Bank, Starbucks Caffeine Kick, World Coal Carrying Championships, and
Torturing Child Witches...
240.
April 15, 2004
Mr. Mom, Cancer Cures, Human Baby Lab Rats, Cop Can't Follow Rules, Life
on Other Planets, Viagra For Votes, Big Brother's Traffic Light, and Lesbians
Love Smoking...
239.
April 8, 2004
Pick Your Nose and Eat It For Good Health, 10 Things You Don't Know About
Terrorism, Molvania, Rape Fantasy Gone Horribly Wrong, Sex Makes You Smart,
Low Sperm Counts, and Acid Droppers Dropping...
238.
April 1, 2004
You Can No Longer Say "Fuck" On TV, Computer Predicts Your Vote, Darpa's
Freaky Killing Machines, Earth Running Out of Gas, Bad Prostitute, Homophobes
in Tennessee, Stupid "Art", and Purified Water My Ass...
237.
March 25, 2004
Humans Will Live 5000 Years, Not-So-Great Wall, Your Desk is a Germ Farm,
World's Most Radical Dude, Jesus Suicide Attempt, World Orgasm Day, Idiot
Criminal, and Sex with Nicole Kidman...
236.
March 18, 2004
Virgins Having Sex, Million Dollar Moron, Ads in Space, Oregon Vortex,
Drunk and Stupid, Cell Phone Background Noise, and Diets Are Depressing...
235.
March 11, 2004
Sex and Monogamy Don't Mix, Shortest Period of Time Ever, Gilligan's Island
Reality TV, Bottled Tap Water For Sale, Welfare Whores, Pain is Good,
Video Phone Tricks, and the World Robot Declaration...
234.
March 4, 2004
Pentagon's Global Warning, Air Guitar Aerobics, Norwegian Woodies, Marrying
the Dead, Televised Executions, Students Like Easy Profs, and the Exorcist
Team...
233.
February 26, 2004
Children Marrying Dogs, The Anorexic Soldier, Nazi Star Map, Rats for
Dinner, How to Kill Yourself in Botswana, Killer for Hire, and Allah is
Bloody Great...
232.
February 19, 2004
Satan the Arsonist, Baby Jesus and a small number of Just-Average People,
Drink Eight Glasses of Something, Huge Boobs on the Run from Police, Virgin
for Sale, This is Your Car on Speed, and Your Birthday is Making You Sick...
231.
February 12, 2004
Sex With Dogs is Dangerous, Marrying Dogs is Useless, The Shag Workout,
George Bush: Idiot or Ubermensch?, Skull and Bones President and Runner-up,
Streakers Stranded, Johnny Cash Had Hemmorhoids, and Yet More Bad News
About the Environment...
230.
February 5, 2004
Imaginary Girlfriends for Sale on eBay, McJunk Food is Bad for your Health,
X-Ray Girl Continues to Impress, Telepathic Parrot, Cyborg Name, Sweden
to Criminalize Sex With Animals, and David Hasselhoff helped bring down
the Berlin Wall...
229.
January 29, 2004
Lie Detectors and Love Detectors, Death by 23,000 Joints, Healthy Beer,
Beware of Stupidity, Surfin' and Sinnin', Hilter-hating Parrot, This is
your Brain on Art, and the Kama Sutra Carnival...
228.
January 22, 2004
How to Beat Your Wife, Dream Machine, X-Ray Vision, You Can't Say Fuck
on Television, Mr. Potato Head Buys a Computer, The Not-so-great Wall,
Mad Cows vs. Calm Cows, and the truth about Runner's High...
227.
January 15, 2004
There's No Such Thing As Low Fat Doughnuts, The Price of Happiness, Lucifer
Arrested, Ban Against Falling in Love, How to Make a Zombie, Tomorrow's
Freakishly Thin Supermodels, Selling Your Own Piss is Against the Law,
and Oral Sex Legalized in Singapore...
226.
January 8, 2004
Buy the UK Cheap, Banished Words, Burial in Space, Where to find Heroin
in NYC, Stay Single for Sanity, Jesus Christ Reborn, Songs from Hell,
and the Galactic Habitable Zone...
225.
January 1, 2004
BEST AND WORST OF 2003: All the Highs and Lows of another Curious Year
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