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224. December 25, 2003
Free Coke for College Kids, Everything You Remember is a Big Fat Lie, Castration for Child Rapists, Grumpy Germans, Talking Seals, Vaccination Conspiracy, and Aliens Need Aspirin...
223. December 18, 2003
Teens Love Sex & Drugs & Junk Food, More Bad Sex in Fiction, Drug Company Lies, Adolf Hitler Wine, Become a Pornmaster, Jury Duty Scam, and the World's Worst Water Salesman...
222. December 11, 2003
Bad Sex In Fiction Award, Remote-Controlled Orgasms, Miss Ugly Competition, World Peace or Bigger Penis?, Mormons Buy Dead Souls, The Mayo McIncident, Instant Carma, and MyPornName.com...
221. December 4, 2003
Mark of the Beast Update, World's Worst Anorexic, Uncontrollable Penile Bleeding, How Not to Make a Disguise, Filthy Rich, Bad Santas, Bad Hitmen, and Television Toddler...
220. November 27, 2003
Diet Pill Gives You Tan and Erection, Eating Pot Is Bad For Your Health, Phone Sex Fiance, World Toilet Day, World's Largest Potato Salad, Foreign Accent Syndrome, Rapper's Confession, and The Idiot Son of an Asshole...
219. November 20, 2003
Project Censored, Jobs That McSuck, Escape From Jail But Drown In Sewage, Face Transplants, Your Last Email, Guinness Book of Gross Records, Stopping at Red Lights is for Suckers, 40 Greatest Drinking Songs, and The Headbanger's Diet...
218. November 13, 2003
You Can Say "Fuck" on TV, You Can Fuck on TV, Microsoft Error Haikus, Alibis For Sale, Sign Here for Sex Twice A Day, Pre-Nup Sex Contract, and Stopping At Red Lights is For Suckers...
217. November 6, 2003
Fake Dog Nuts, Caffeinated Soap, Cloned Food Good, My Deadbeat Dad Stole My Bride, Vampire Killing Kit, A Man's Home Is His Prison, A Full Year's Supply of Irony, The Prophecy of George Bush Sr., and Don't Eat That Lamb You Just Fucked...
216. October 30, 2003
Porn Karaoke, eBay Suckers, State-Sponsored Witchcraft, Pain Making Machine, Hide the Poor, Lightning Strikes Jesus Twice, Prayer Doesn't Work, and Ten Reasons why Trick or Treating is better than Sex...
215. October 23, 2003
Ditch Your Fat Friends, Tall People Suck, Hitler's Best Friend, Marijuana Gets Sperm High, Strange Monetary Transactions, You May Now Shoot the Bride, and The Life Expectancy Watch...
214. October 16, 2003
Ig Noble Awards, Deadly Hospitals, Vatican vs. Condoms, World's Happiest Countries, World's Most Squalid Slums, Polly Wants a Badge, and How to Crack Those Copy-Protected Disks...
213. October 9, 2003
How to Cook an Alien, Global Warming Good and Bad, Magic Mushroom Music, Sexual State of the World, Guinness Book of Lame Records, How to get the CIA to read your webpage, and One Term President, please...
212. October 2, 2003
World's Worst Parents, Ice Cube Enemas, 52 Most Dangerous Americans, Free Cars, Psychic Dogs Predict Earthquakes, Sleepy Personalities, Paranormal TV and Stupid Fact of the Week...
211. September 25, 2003
Anus Constriction, Bunk Weed, Caffeine Sausage, $200 Bill, Iterent Blsihult, Doctor's Sick Cellphones and Shanghai is Sinking...
210. September 18, 2003
You're Already Rich, Jewish Lawsuit, Near Death Experiments, Man Eat Dog, Gang Rape Clubs, Coughing Stops Heart Attack and She Stole My Sperm...
209. September 11, 2003
Dancing With 50,000 Naked Girls, You Love Yourself, Jesus Kills, Cell Phone Sex, Killer Rap, Irony Expo and Fake Your Orgasm, Lose Weight...
208. September 4, 2003
How to Beat Your Child, Alien Hybrid Baby Boom, Fat Prisoners Don't Escape, Secret Life of Plant Warfare, The Viagra Myth, Ikea Beats Bible and Six Degrees of Internet Separation...
207. August 28, 2003
Doctor Slang, Robotic Underwear, God in a Toilet, 8888-8888 for $282,000, Getting Fixed, Pot Patch and Racists Bothered by Black Music...
206. August 21, 2003
Right Wing Psychos, Preparing For Armageddon, Alien Orgasms, Blow up Bride, Bad Moon, Astrology is Bunk and Cockroach vs. Dominos...
205. August 14, 2003
Larry Flynt vs. Bill O'Reilly, The Masturbation Diet, Penis Surgery Disasters, The Israeli Wall, In Search of Yeti, MulletWigs.com, Naked Three-year-olds and Baby-killing Dreams...
204. August 7, 2003
World Sauna Sitting Champion, Hitler's Penis For Sale, Own Your Own Galaxy, Good Dog Bad Dog, Nature's Highest Jumper, Bribes for God, Searching for Nessie and Baby-Killing Dreams...
203. July 31, 2003
Urine Therapy hits Thailand, Counting the Stars in the Universe, Living to 180, Voodoo Curses for Dummies, Bizarre Online Divorce, Lightning Through Tongue-Stud, Alive and Headless,the World's Friendliest City and the World's Most Jealous People...
202. July 24, 2003
Voting Machine Scams, Old Married People Are Boring, Masturbation is Good, Meowlingual, Mark of the Beast Update, France Bans E-mail and Hawaii Declares Independence...
201. July 17, 2003
Freaky Weather, Breatharian vs. NASA, Camping With ET, Hardware Store Brain Surgery, Mother Teresa TM, Hunting For Bambi, World's Most Powerful Microscope and Fight Camp...
200. July 10, 2003
Pot is Good, Aliens Control the Planet, Placebos Get You Drunk, Divorce Files, Karma Army, Inkjet Scam, Marry an Ass for Rain, Past Life Languages and Searching for WMD's...
199. July 3, 2003
Longevity Pill, NASA Studies Breatharian, Immortilizer Technologies, Jewish Nazis, Rock a Bye Baby, Sexomnia, Art is Trash and the Vampire Name Finder...
198. June 26, 2003
Time Travel for Dummies, Ignorant Americans, Beat Up a White Kid Day, Bum Billboards, The Luckiest Man in the World, Cannabilism in North Korea, Bad Surgeons, Tasty Semen and Don't Flush Your Pets Down the Toilet...
197. June 19, 2003
When Aliens Speak, Junk Food News, Fifty Percent Chance of the End of the World, World's Worst Marriage Counsellor, Horny Fish, Cannibalism in North Korea, Slum Theme Park and More Useless Information...
196. June 12, 2003
End of the World Postponed Yet Again, Jesus Was An Extraterrestrial, Top 100 Corporate Criminals of the 90s, McDonald's and Catholic Church Join Forces, A Slightly Greener Planet, Build Your Own Cruise Missile, and 114-year-old Twin Sisters Die Together...
195. June 5, 2003
Morons Need God, Bad Crook of the Week, Beautiful Sperm, Rent-a-Negro, Sex Change Good for the Heart, It Ain't Over Til It's Over, Jesus Loves Uranus and Elephants Stomp Poachers...
194. May 29, 2003
Big Brother Gets An Upgrade, Snacking on Pygmies, Cloudbusting Russian-style, Something in the Water, Burnt Food Museum, Meow TV, Toxic Pee and Shocking Jacket...
193. May 22, 2003
The Insanity of War, Low Flying Planes, Saddam Sars, When Traffic Kills!, Pole-Sitting Championships, Decapitated Head Stories, Robot Vaccuum and Virgin For Sale...
192. May 15, 2003
Shakespeare's Monkeys, Dog Fur Coats, Osama bin Superman, Dead Gay Neighbour, Dead Men Storming, Marriage is a Prison, Shit for Sale, Rich Cat, War Is Peace Prize and Red Lights...
191. May 8, 2003
Doomsday's Coming This Time For Sure, Foetus or Tumor?, Cool Shit, Sick Disturbed Parents, The "Vielle", Sex Disneyland, The Prostitute Payment Plan and Bagger of the Year...
190. May 1, 2003
Clonaid's Babytron, Kids on Shrooms, Cell Phones and Driving Don't Mix, The World's Most Terrible Wedding Present, Born Again Virgins, Vampires in Jail, Dog Day Afternoon and Sex Spams...
189. April 24, 2003
War is Over Thanks to Cold Hard Cash, Camel Beauty Pageant, Miss Nude World, Apocalypse Games, Slavercise, American Reich, Losing the Lottery, Stuffed Cloned Sheep, The Good Fuck Bed and Satan's Bank Account...
188. April 17, 2003
Ancient Gay Sasquatch, North Korean Triplets, Ten Commandment Project, Forgettable Sex, Saddam is Magic, Online Cemetaries, The Amazing Randi's Psychic Challenge and Operation Perpetual Warfare...
187. April 10, 2003
Michael Moore's Next, SARS Fashion Victims, Yummy Pesticides, Home of the Bored, Red Alert, Puttanopoly, Life is Ruff and Saddam Hussein has left Norway...
186. April 3, 2003
Secret Human Experimentation, The God Helmet, Unidentified Flaming Cat, French Military Victories, Saddam Hussein has the Key to Detroit and Cocaine Caramel Candy...
185. March 27, 2003
America's Next Flag, One-Sided War Reporting, Big Breasts and Hard Nipples Won't Make You Happy, Von Daniken's Mystery Park, Telegrams to the Dead, Mood Music, Michael Jackson's Nose and Useless War...
184. March 20, 2003
Hebrew-speaking Apocalyptic Fish, Leading the World Into Murder and Suicide, The Wagometer, Jesus Christ, Super Attorney, Do Not Resuscitate, Strange Moments in Rock History and New Iraqi Flag...
183. March 13, 2003
Sasquatch Sex, Forehead Advertising, Artificial C02-sucking trees, CommieLand, Going to Hell, Elvis Banned and To God@Heaven...
182. March 6, 2003
An End to Stupid, Ugly People, "New" New World Order, ATM-itations, Censored News, Sex with Dead Brides and Advances in Teleportation...
181. February 27, 2003
End of the World Update, A Fish-Eat-Fish World, Psycho Ref, How to Open Packages, Top Stories of 2002, X-Ray Camera, Gum-killing Chemicals and 390,000 Jedi Knights...
180. February 20, 2003
Michael Jackson at Age 44, How to Create Monsters, Robot Children, Unlicensed Glue Dentistry, Baaaad Kids, God's Amusement and Masterbation Horror Stories...
179. February 13, 2003
Plagiarized Propaganda, Anomalist Book Awards, Extreme Eating, Spontaneous Combustion, 36-Hour Erection, Shave and Stroke and Non-Smoking Nation...
178. February 6, 2003
Alien Dog Tag, Nazi Tag, Magic Wands, Never Laugh at a Tiny Penis, Free Money, Dog Shoots Man, Killer Microwave, Public Lesbian Sex, The White Lesbian Name Generator and No Transexual Pope...
177. January 30, 2003
More Depressing Statistics, Let There Be Sex, Strange Rape, Teens and Sex, Frank the Cat, Kobe Beef Cows, Cunt and Great Balls of Fire...
176. January 23, 2003
Body Piercing Record, Tight New Words, Bad Surgeons, Bad Doctors, Bad Drivers, Resume Descrimination, Sex Psychic, Sue Your Witch and National Irony Day...
175. January 16, 2003
George W. Girls, Was Jesus a Stoner? Stay Awake and Kill, Clever Mafia Alibis, Divorce Dirty Tricks, Time Travellers in Trouble, $41 Hamburger and The Greatest Danger to World Peace...
174. January 9, 2003
More Bush-bashing, Sick Corporate Bastards, American Newspeak, Hooligan-Eaters, Fatter, Drunker Americans, Chimp Starts Talking, Lab-grown Meat, Mouse Testicles for Conception and The Worst Movie of All Time...
173. January 2, 2003
In honour of our third annual Urine Review, a look back at the nastiest lowlights of the year on our freaky little globe...
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