172. December 26,
2002
Holiday Mishaps, Clones for Christmas, Noisy Orgasms,
Koko
the Singing Chimp, A
Whopper With Coke, Beating Poor Kids, Oh, Oh, Oh Canada!, Gambling
Problems, Face Lift TV and Foam
Peanuts...
171. December 19,
2002
T-Shirt Nazis, The End of the World, Santa's Dead,
Miracle
of Childbirth, Violent Christmas Toys, Talking Presidents, Cheating is
Good! and Lottery Lightning Strikes Twice...
170. December 12,
2002
Siamese Hatred, Rooting Out Evil, Suckers Born Every
Minute, Violent Christmas Toys, Beware the Office Christmas Party,
Black
Death and Hello, Police? Come Bust Me...
169. December 5,
2002
Big Brother is Watching You, Dubya: Moron or
Sociopath?, War is
Bloody Expensive, Kissinger Sucks, New Lie Detector, Psycho of the Year
and Art
is Dead...
168. November 28,
2002
Buy Nothing Day, Steal Something Day, Return of the
Sasquatch,
Freaky Accident of the Week, The Atheist Prayer, McStupid Lawsuit, War
is God's
Way of Teaching Americans Geography, and Riot Police Beat Their Own...
Dog Penis Soup, Coffee Enemas, Nessie Missing, Kleptomaniac Study, Goat Blood Drinker, Medical Marijuana, Freedom of the Press, My Ass Is Hairier Than Your Ass and SWAT the dog...
Most Obnoxious Player, Voting for Donald Duck, Worst Soccer Match Ever, Bogus Invisibility Spell, Wannabe Deadbeat Dad and NASA caves...
Jesus on Shrooms, The King's New Bride, NASA Versus the Moon Hoax, High and Stupid, Sperm Sorting Machine and Bad Parent of the Week...
Mark of the Beast Update, 151-0 Rugby Loss, Premature and Ugly Deaths, Big Ass Spanish Boat, Art Porn, Media Concentration and Stealing Children's Candy...
Half the people reading this are dumber and uglier than average, Miss Captivity, Wah! My daughter is a whore, Stupid Lawsuits, Big Fat Lies, Lose Your Virginity for 3 bucks! and Unstuck...
Curious Politicians, The Ig Noble Awards, George W. Goering, Doomsday Alert (or maybe not), Dog Billboards, Baby Scream Translator and Operation Name That War...
When Stunts Go Wrong, Hardcore Right-wing Christian Fundamentalists, U.S./Iraqi Duel, Whores For Peace, Huffers Pain, Large Feet Small Penis, Idiots With Kids and Bums Fight Back...
Duelling Returns!, Dwarf-tossing Outlawed, Bumfights in Court, Internet Scams, Confiscating G.I. Joe's Weapons, Magic Cow Licks, Speed Freaks and Bad Karma...
Twisted Sign Language, Project Censored 2001-2, Bogus Drug Expiry Dates, Plans for WWIII, Traded for Prawns, Religious Miracles, More Bushisms and Hacking Off Your Hand And Keeping Your Cool...
Hollow Earth Exploration, Vibrating Toys, Empty Bottle Island, Anti-Radiation Pants, Death by Tombstone, More Depressing Statistics, Earth's New "Moon", Get-Slim-Slippers, Dog Rape and White Person Wanted...
Mark of the Beast Update, World Peace Bonds, Anal Probes Good!, Live Organ Trading, McJunk For The Starving, Doomsday Alert, Porn For The Day and World's Oldest Person...
Journalist of the (Post 9/11) Year, Strange Reunions, Air Bag Against Asteroid Collisions, Guilty!, Love Hurts and Monkey God Hanuman...
Crop...Circle?, The Beer Goggle Effect, Insects Attack!, Dying with a Smile, Turning Your Dead Relatives into Diamonds, Bonehead Criminal of the Week, Tracking Your Teen and Adbusters TV...
How To Do Drugs, Space Elevator, Crime Pays, Sperm-Killing Office Jobs, Cashed Out, TV in Bhutan and Fire!
Siberian Jurassic Park, Meeting Women By Accident, Penis Tattoo, Bad Doctors, Kitty Cancer, Drinking Problem and Smashing the Breastfeeding Record...
China's Weather Manipulation, Sex With Goblins, Clonaid, Anti-Mal 2.0, Shrinking Penis, All-Monkey A-Team, Chocoholics Dream Job, Huffing Cow Dung, Life on Mars and Tourists on the Moon...
Big Brother's Cronies are Watching You, Argentinian High Strangeness, Planet X and Doomsday Asteroids, Fat Stupid Lawsuit, Blackmailing CEO's, Vomit Tax, The Stanford Prison Experiment and Yet Another Bushism...
A Dark and Stormy Night, Clones Coming, Meow TV, Hangover Pill, Face Transplants, Tips from the Ass Psychic, Canadian Crop Circles, and Carrot Pecker...
Cattle Mutilation Investigation Continues, Dirty Old Man, Ass Psychic, Popping Pills, King Happy, UFO Spies, Cow Dung and Urine Cancer Cure, Robo-Soldiers, Scream At Me, 7/11 Marriage and The Year of the Rock...
Urine Therapy, Satellite Mammography, 30 Billion Earths, Aliens Are Gonna Kick Our Asses, Hot Dog Eating Champion, Cattle Mutilation, Clean Sick Kids and Nude Recreation Week...
War Stinks, World's Worst Soccer Team, How to Speak Cat, Dog 911, How to Disappear, "Low-Income Countries Under Stress," Light Pollution, BLO4SX and That Miserable Hunchbacked Bastard...
Atlantean One Meditation Helmet, Mutilated Cattle, Teleportation, Backyard Wrestling, Flying Cars, Pimp Test, Voter Apathy and Sex With Dolphins...
Everything You Know Is Wrong, Nuclear Blast Mapper, The Mark of the Beast, Darwin Awards, UFO Tourism, Deep Sea Monsters, Vertically-challenged Surgery and Bumfights...
Headless Clone Organ Bank, Do Drugs Not Crime, Tattooed Dorks, Osama Hair, The Onion in China and Dead Relatives Don't Collect Social Security...
Digital Chupacabras, Really Bad Parenting, Pig Vibrator, Landmine Kids, Sick of Work, Teenagers on Alcohol, The Pet Psychic and Man of Constant Sorrow...
The Naked Chicken, Manufacturing Reality, Happy Sperm, Toy Yoda Winner in Court, Strangelets Attack!, Kreskin Sees UFOs, Death By Overwork, Billed For Prison and Idiots With Guns...
White House Lies, Mike Ruppert, Pipelines in Afghanistan, Who's a Terrorist? and Talking Head Turns On His Masters...
120 Million-old Map, Grizzly Bear Suit, Screaming Veggies, Three-minute Minister, Dumb Canadian Criminal, Legal Cannibalism and Oxymorons...
Smoking World Record, Think and Grow Sick, Ratbots, Toxic Chemical Eating Bacteria, Chimp Lawyers, Magic Mushrooms Outlawed in Japan, After-hours Waterbed Sex, Eat Road Kill, Teens Pass Counterfeits, Finger Print Scanning and The Prince of Comedy...
Amerikkka's Fourth Reich, Buiding a Time Machine, The Perfect Martini, Successful Alcoholics, Bonehead Criminals, Lip-reading Cellphone, Magnetic Thinking Cap, Extreme Ironing and Urophilia...
End Times Alert, Sex Doll Execution, World's First UFO Port, The Batcane, Bad Parenting 101, My Love Is Like a Fire (burning down your house), Too Many Ants and Alex Jones versus the New World Order...