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The Urine Review: All the lowlights from another pissy year...
119. Curious Times December 20, 2001
Santa On Shrooms, Stinkin' Journalists, Osama Suicide, Voodoo New Year, Dog Crap and Desperately Seeking Time-Traveller...
118. Curious Times December 13, 2001
Testing the Bear-Proof Suit, Mein Kampf Against Censorship, Penile Dismemberment, Santa's Not Real!, High-Self Esteem Bastards, Been Abducted?, Drunk and Stupid, and Cold, Hard Sex...
117. Curious Times December 6, 2001
Warped Toys, Yogi Peace, Wide World of Sex, Dwarf-tossing, Blinding UFOs and If You Read It On The Internet It Must Be True...
116. Curious Times November 29, 2001
War Stories, Friendly Fire, Cooking Up Anthrax, Building Bombs, This Coffee Tastes Like Shit, Child Rape and Frankenfoods...
115. Curious Times November 22, 2001
Spawn of Satan, Grieving Elephants, Killing Rats, Sado-Masochists Wanted, FishTomatos, Guru Extortion, Dog Boy, Dead Freak, Oops!, and Shoot the Teletubbies...
114. Curious Times November 15, 2001
Doomsday Clock, Doomsday Cult, Life After Death, Boob Job, Knife-Thrower's Assistant, No UFOs, Weirdo Contest, Depressing Anti-Depressants, Population Update and Scientist Scrabble...
113. Curious Times November 8, 2001
Am I Bored Or Not?, Giant Vagina, Chupacabra Strikes Again, Mice On Speed, Krauts, Genetic Monstrocities, Ugly Man Competition, Shit Happens, Too Many Freaks, Not Enough Circuses...
112. Curious Times November 1, 2001
Afghanistan After The War, Global Consciousness, Military Dirtbags, Spermless Babies, Techie Knob, Costly Blow Job, Welcome to 1984 and Angles, Ghosts, Aliens, Witches and the End of the World...
111. Curious Times October 25, 2001
Follow the Money, Sociogenic Paranoia, The Talking Dead, John Lennon Speaks, Ghosts and Cell Phones, Funeral Salesmen, Rubber Band Accidents and Running Up Your Best Dead Friend's Credit Card...
110. Curious Times October 18, 2001
Evil Bert, Evil CIA, Evil Spin Doctors, Evil Opportunists, Yogic Peace, Anthrax Suppliers, Ig Nobel Awards, How Big is Your Penis?, Cannabis Cup and Python Eats Pit Bull...
109. Curious Times October 11, 2001
Alien Abductions, Pray For Baby, Sex With Teenage Girls, Healthy Insanity, Life During Wartime, Burning Babies, Circus Freaks, Flying Pigs and Drive-through Brothels...
108. Curious Times October 4, 2001
Saddam's Bitter Sarcasm, Jammed Echelon, Corporate Crimes, Sex With Teens, Criminals Meditate, PsychoExGirlfriend and Are You Going Down?...
107. Curious Times September 27, 2001
Satan in the WTC fires, Three-Day Orgy, Public Orgies, Porn for Old Folks, Dolphin Sex, Locusts in China, Dumb Bank Robber, Ancient Chinese Curses and Garbage Noise...
106. Curious Times September 20, 2001
TERRORIST VERSUS TERRORIST IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER...
105. Curious Times September 13, 2001
X Zone, ET Message, AIDS Conspiracy, Ballot-Eaters, Conjugal Mail, Mother Teresa's Exorcism, Sad Songs, Old News and Talking Sausage...
104. Curious Times September 6, 2001
More Strange Crop "Circles", Spawn of Satan, G-Spot Hoax, Poor Ugly People, Sasquatch Shot, Missing A-Bomb, Toy Yoda, Junkie Mag, Dope-Addled Chess and Placebo...
103. Curious Times August 30, 2001
Disclosure Project, Cow Mutilations, Animal Orgies, Eat Human Flesh, Cloning Celebrities, A Robot Can Do My Job and Jesus Hates Church...
102. Curious Times August 23, 2001
Crop Circle Bonanza, Psycho Killers, Sasquatch, KFClones, Penis Nail-hammering and The Day My Bum Went Psycho...
101. Curious Times August 16, 2001
Teenage Angst, Breast Warts, Talking Dogs, Green Rave, Yeti Sighting, Sky-Diving Two-Year-Old, Bra Unclasping, Sexual Healing, Apartment in Heaven, Sex Crimes and Lopping Off My Legs...
100. Curious Times August 9, 2001
The Pope and ETs, Navy Sonar Kills Whales, Way Too Large Penis, Fat Future, Cloud-Busting, Ghost Stampede, Sexually Voracious Ghost, Coloured Rain, Factual Errors, Crucifixion Volunteers and Pornigami...
99. Curious Times August 2, 2001
Hitler's Cheerleaders, Hallucinagenic Warfare, Teens and Sex, At-Home Cat Neutering, Burn Your Diary, Ripe Old Queen Mother, Political Correctness Overload, Sliced Peanut Butter, Temporary Brain Disturbance, Cow Droppings, E-mail ETs and Choking, Lousy Head...
98. Curious Times July 26, 2001
Alcoholic Monkey, Sex Mad Baboons, Wife Carrying Championships, Taliban's Thought Police, George W's Nightmare, Sponge Mishaps, Alien Abduction Insurance, Gnome Liberation, Weird Headlines, Find A Grave, Gay Dolphins and Dress Up Jesus...
97. Curious Times July 19, 2001
Fake?, Echelon, Virgin Goddess, Life After Death, Dumb Drugs, Disaster Strikes, Sell Your Baby, Bad Sperm and A Trippy Little Optical Illusion...
96. Curious Times July 12, 2001
UFO Cult Clones, Bad Clones, Human Clones, Russian Clones, Tasmanian Tiger Clones, Thoroughly Offensive Religious Subversion, Cambodian Sex Shop, Hot Dog Eating Championship and a Really Nasty Penis...
95. Curious Times July 5, 2001
Monkey Man Paranoia, Sex-Crazed Monkey, Anarchist Games, Rain Dance, Yogi Nation, TV Spoiled Kids, Strange Sex, Beer Pension, National Blonde Day, Useless Factoid, Four-Limbed Language Whiz and Count Your Blessings...
93/94. Curious Times June 21/28, 2001
A SPECIAL REPORT AND UPDATE ON THE CHEMTRAIL PHENOMENON...
92. Curious Times June 14, 2001
Space Father's Day, UFO Encounter Festival, UFO Day, Gambling Aliens, ETs on Film, Little Yellow Men, Bad Hypnotist, Old Woman Finally Dies and Spend Your Earth Dollars...
91. Curious Times June 7, 2001
Messiah-God in Jail, The Right to Sell Urine, Urine Therapy, How to Rip-off a Man, Penis Puppetry, Sex With Animals and Invisible Jim...
90. Curious Times May 24, 2001
Aspartame Sucks, Taliban Sucks, Difficult Greens, Mullets, Dracula Theme Park, Christian Theme Park, Instant Karma and Yet Another Pointless World's Record...
89. Curious Times May 24, 2001
Ancient Astronauts, Monkey Man, Bad Doctors, Bad Journalists, Bad Drug Smugglers, Heinous Atrocious Cruel Outrageous Wanton Vile Inhuman and Punk Rock Squirrels...
88. Curious Times May 17, 2001
The Disclosure Project, Bush's Death Curse, Sex Hotel in Space, Witch Saves Loch Ness Monster and Question Everything...
87. Curious Times May 10, 2001
Pawn Your Television, Jedi Religion, Marijuana Deaths, Drive-thru Drugs, Rampaging Drunken Elephants, Blind Dogs See!, Cell Phone Tracking, Environmental Boogeymen and Miss Jumbo Queen 2001...
86. Curious Times May 3, 2001
You Are Being Lied To, Old Dead People, Loch Ness Battle, My Girlfriend the Hooker and Pilgrimage to Fatima...
85. Curious Times April 26, 2001
Election Clowns, Parasitic Worms, Crush Videos, UFO Cult, Healing Mountain, UFO's Gone?, Foul Air, Witch Doctors, Stupid Invention and Sue Thy Neighbours...
84. Curious Times April 19, 2001
Rhino Vacation, McLawsuits, Wife Rage, Conspiracy Conference, MK ULTRA, Hate & War, Bill Gates Needs Viagra, Bash Thy Neighbours, Big Diet and Another Pointless World Record...
83. Curious Times April 12, 2001
Chemtrails a Military Experiment, Dead Flat Earth, McRage, Talking Psychic Dolphin, Healing Purrs, UFO Dirtbag, Brand New Teeth, Worldwide Prediction Registry, Prayer Works, Haranguing Smokes and the Mark of the Beast...
82. Curious Times April 5, 2001
Bad Clones, Talking Dogs, Sell Your Cheatin' Spouse, Drugs Are Good, UFO Watchdogs and Jesus Needs a Date...
81. Curious Times March 29, 2001
Mad Cow Conspiracy, Mad Cows Everywhere, Righteous Religious Nuts, Orgasming Fish and Murder for Fun and Fame...
80. Curious Times March 22, 2001
Torture Makes a Comeback, I Love to Kill, Possessed by Ouija, Sexual Records, Witch Doctor Malpractice, Obi-Wan Kenobi Disappears, Cow Shit Cures Aids and StalinWorld...
79. Curious Times March 15, 2001
Art is Dead, Masochist Marathon, Shoe Museum, Lipo-Bunny, Intelligent Life in the Universe and Homeless & Hungry...
78. Curious Times March 8, 2001
Clever Animals, Shooting Blind, Retarded Athletes, God Hates Television, Scientific Research is Boring, Shit Falls, Nihilist Films and Corporate Sabotage...
77. Curious Times March 1, 2001
How to Kill Yourself, Ass-Backward Militiant Psycho and Dead Employees Don't Work Much...
76. Curious Times February 22, 2001
Armageddon Alert, Scientists Play God, Techno-Orgasms I & II, Cannabis Castaways, Unchaperoned Touchers Arrested, Mad Cow Mania, Sell Your Soul and Bonsai Kittens...
75. Curious Times February 15, 2001
Vaccinations Kill, Mind Condom, Micro-bots, White House Vandals, Lab Rat Nightmares and Deformed Frogs...
74. Curious Times February 8, 2001
Anarchist Rhinos, Valentine's Animal Sex Tour and Auto-Love, Trigger-Happy Cops, Killer Sounds 1&2 and a Really Dumb Way to Test Your Faith...
73. Curious Times February 1, 2001
Extraterrestrial Politics, Nails to the Brainless Head, Chimp Extortion, Dumb M*therF*cker, Mystical Powers from God, Less Dead People, 4-year-old Boxers, Siberian UFO and Stupid News Headlines...
72. Curious Times January 25, 2001
Belgium Digs Grass, Hemp Car Tours, "Fixing" Global Warming, Penis-Hanging Art, Killer Camel, Stoopid Lazy Criminals and Curious George W...
71. Curious Times January 18, 2001
Art Bell Returns, Eating Rocket Fuel, Boring Humans, George W. Bush is Really Dumb, Psychic Doberman Pinchers, Buddhist Miracle, Surrendered Wives and Monkeys in Politics...
70. Curious Times January 11, 2001
Clever Fungus, Psycho Merchant, Human Organs for Sale, Psychic Parrot, Grieving Elephant, Toxic Salmon, Dumb Surveys, Orgasmic Shoplifter, Bodyguards for Rhinos and Video Funerals...
69. Curious Times January 4, 2001
Food of the Gods, Killer Tampon, Pet Psychic, Bad Psychic, Psychic Brainwashing, Mom-Nukes-Baby, Stalking Sasquatch, Slaves, Potheads, Scam Artists, Death by Chocolate and Camel Fights...
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