CURIOUS TIMES ARCHIVES
Trippy news from a dysfunctional
planet.
A look back at all the freakiest shit in the news in the year 2000...
67. Curious Times December 21, 2000
Happy Frickin' Holidays, Fight the Fascists, Pooh Needs Drugs, Sex with a Dog, Sex with a Sheep, Crush Videos, Snow Job, Marijuana Update and Poorer and Poorer...
66. Curious Times December 14, 2000
Poison in your Food, and Lizards & Frogs in your Food, and Urine on your Food, HatsofMeat, More Big Brother Laws, Abnormally Large Penises, Mind-Reading Experiment, and a Miracle Cure for Blindness...
65. Curious Times December 7, 2000
Ritalin Kids, Bathroom Finder, Wife Abuse, Fun Torture, Elephant Polo, Stupid Xmas Gift, Searching for UFOs, Spiritual Hugs, Kiddie Porn, Wipe your ass with cash, Child Abuse and a Frollicking Deer...
64. Curious Times November 30, 2000
Magic Mushrooms, Bad Doctors, Forbidden Starbucks, Gut Feeling, Bonehead Criminal x2, Bad TV, Culture Jammers and Psychic Pets...
63. Curious Times November 23, 2000
Can't stomach politicians? Try these tasty side dishes...
62. Curious Times November 16, 2000
Eat Your Vote, Ralph Nader Spoils, Life After Death, Death by Flu, Sky-Diving Baby, Weird Inflastion and Warmer & Warmer...
61. Curious Times November 9, 2000
Sex is Passe, Incompetent Aliens, Alien Abduction Memory Implants, Birds Attack!, Fuct Up Censorship, Air Car, Sky Car, and Married to a Dog...
60. Curious Times November 2, 2000
Voluntary Human Extinction, Clever Crook, Killer Ants, Drowning Cow, Placenta Sandwich, Eating Pigs, Impotence Cured, Screwing Rats, Flying Frogs, Plunging Busses, 5-year-old Prophet, Masturbating on the Job, Healing Vampires, Cell Phone Rage, A Hole in Your Head, Bored and Addicted to Drugs, and Talking Animals...
59. Curious Times October 26, 2000
LSD and Baseball, Hornet Stomach Juice and the Olympics, Birds Attack!, Saving the Seeds, World Wide Gardening and the Holocaust sure was funny...
58. Curious Times October 19, 2000
Cloning Human Babies, 3-D Printing, Climate Change on Mars, Corrupt Cops, Evil Bastard, Big Prick for Prez and Sunscreens Suck...
57. Curious Times October 12, 2000
Genetic Manipulation, the "Good", the Bad and the Friggin' Ludicrous, Bigfoot Found, Horny Moose Rampage, Voting for Nobody, More Dumb Politics, Stupid Names, Ego-surfing, True Love, There is no God, and Deadbeat Moms...
56. Curious Times October 5, 2000
Alcoholic Bees, Hypnotic Penis Enlargement, Worst-case Scenario Survival, Unpredictable Weather, Talking to the Dead, Pee for Sale, Pee as Art, Pee as Medicine, Where's the Sperm, and Bodacious, the World's Most Dangerous Bull...
55. Curious Times September 28, 2000
Paranormal News Network, Charles Manson, Fight Club I & II, World's Record Pogo Jump, Walking Across the Pacific, Searching for ETs, Nude Runner, Witch Doctoring, and Weird News Headlines...
54. Curious Times September 21, 2000
Satan vs. Pope John Paul II, More Chemtrail Weirdness, Ancient Nuclear Holocaust, Voting for the Two-Headed Beast, Not-so-Heavy Metal, Musical Chairs, Elevator to Space, Tiger Woods (poor little rich kid), Jailbreak and Revolving Apartments...
53. Curious Times September 14, 2000
Car Free Day, Chupacabra Shot, Anarchic Hand, Lab-created AIDS?, Fat Man/Small Penis, Oh Oh Ozone, World's Hottest Chili, Buried on the Moon and Yet Another Dumb Criminal...
52. Curious Times September 7, 2000
The Awful Truth, Edward Gorey, RoboGuard, Psi-testing Online, Grumpy Germans, One Dead Dummy, Video Pill, Dracula, World's Fastest Cow, Invisible Flesh, Crows Attack!, Happily Suicidal and SWAT-team Switcheroo...
51. Curious Times August 31, 2000
Culture Jamming, Ouija Aliens, Raining Fish, Beat Your Wife, World's Oldest Toilet, New Words and Medical Marijuana...
50. Curious Times August 24, 2000
Mark of the Beast, Cigarettes for Kids, Warnings for Dummies, Bush on War and the Angst of a Militant Soccer Fan...
49. Curious Times August 17, 2000
Cloning Jesus, Apocalypse Soon, Fanatical Fanatics, Brady Survivor and Easy Pickins...
48. Curious Times August 10, 2000
Careful With That Penis Eugene, Out of Control Fungi, Manipulating the Weather and Married to a Dog...
47. Curious Times August 3, 2000
Earth Staton TV, Psychic Dogs, Lunar Solar Power, Home-made Rocket, Wacky Headlines, Xenotransplantations, Scam the Banks and Poisonous Water...
46. Curious Times July 27, 2000
Redneck's Gaming, Tough Guy's Competing, Wife Carrying, Air Guitaring, Mosquito Killing, Cockroaches Racing, Public Toilet Celebrating, Elephants Racing, Cash Grabbing and Rotten Tomato Throwing...
45. Curious Times July 20, 2000
The Life & Times of GG Allin, Anti-Alien Abduction Hat, Filthy Beaches, Surgical Disasters...
44. Curious Times July 13, 2000
Hardcore Punk, GG Allin, Dumb Punk, Suing Jello, Bizarre Baltimore, Fire Hall Fire, Hot Dog Eating Champ, The AntiChrist, Oddest Book Title of the Year, Eggin' Politicians, Goons for Hire and Yet Another Scam...
43. Curious Times July 6, 2000
Extinction Sucks, Radioactive Waste Sucks, Wrestling Christians, Mad Scientists, Tourists Slummin' It, Sell Your Kidneys, Ghosts for Rent, Carcinogenics in your Water and Mugged with a Toaster...
42. Curious Times June 29, 2000
Chemtrail Update, the Mockery of Democracy, Female Genital Cosmetic Surgery, Brilliant Dog, Weird Dog, Abortions at Sea and www.badcookie.com...
41. Curious Times June 22, 2000
Public Drinking, On-line Ganga, Hallucinagenic Drugs, Homosexual (now dead) Dog, Temper Trantrum, Sell Your Pee, Raping & Pillaging and Watch Corn Grow (live on the web!)...
40. Curious Times June 15, 2000
Cloud Busting, Secret Societies, Sex with Young Boys, Anarchists Moon the Queen, PKing and Anorexic Supermodels...
39. Curious Times June 8, 2000
Sex With Aliens?, Share your Freaky Stories, Raelians Want You, Starbuck's Sucks, Watch Me Die, Head Transplants, Dead Wrong Psychics, Nose-picking is Not a Crime and Naked Sumo...
38. Curious Times June 1, 2000
Alien Invasion, Chupacabra Captured, Faulty Home-made Parachute, Celebrity Morgue, Coldest Body Ever and Death By Nose-Picking...
37. Curious Times May 25, 2000
Canadian World Domination, Gold-Diggin Aliens, Penis Pain, Cat Cannibalism, Post-Orgasm Study and It's Raining Frogs...
36. Curious Times May 18, 2000
Marijuana Day, Frankenfood, Exorcisms, Chupacabra, When Galaxies
Collide, Self-Mutilation, Toxic Drugs in the Water and A Really Bad
Rescue at Sea...
35. Curious Times May 11, 2000
Ronald McDonald is a Fucking Asshole, Drunk Elephants Rampage,
Plague of Locusts, In the Future..., Limb Removal Fetish, CIA Secrecy,
Killer Side Effects, Military-strength Video Games and Ogopogo...
34. Curious Times May 4, 2000
Crop Circles,
Wife Beaters, Coffee!, Morning Quickies, Sex on the Beach, the Moral
Defense of
Capitalism, Genetically Modified Salmon and the World's First Robot
Waitress...
33. Curious Times April 27, 2000
Native
American Prophecies, Subversion Online, Bring Down the Banks,
Government
Corruption and UFO Cover-up...
32. Curious Times April 20, 2000
Investigative journalist William Thomas' interim findings on the
phenomena of
"Chemtrails", after 16 months of research...
31. Curious Times April 13, 2000
Meteorite
Takes Down the Pope, Censored News, Nuclear Threat, Oil Wrestling, Sell
Your
Soul, Bio-Tech Execs Suck, Bestiality Outlawed and a Huge Flippin'
Ozone Hole...
30. Curious Times April 6, 2000
TV Turnoff,
Pokemon in Court, God in "Heaven", Coffee Table Book, Russia's 666,
Break into
Jail, Hungry?, Cruel and Unusual Punishment, Killer Dolphins & Dead
Whales...
29. Curious Times March 30, 2000
Od the
Dwarf, Kentucky Fried Organisms, American Shagging, Grandma Vigilante,
Internet
Cleaning, Getting a Lewinsky, Hi Hitler, Rehabilitated But Dead,
Psychology
Lesson, Two Activists Down, Dumb Terrorist, Dumb Self-Mutilation,
Eating Your
Dog, Anal Tampons, Foiled Suicides and more Urban Legends...
28. Curious Times March 23, 2000
Chemtrails, Monotony, Alien Hand, Meatloaf Green Thumb, Cruel and
Unusual
Capital Punishment, Seagull Scores, SmashRegis.com, Nazi Bar, Santa's
Obituary
and Global Warming vs. La Nina
27. Curious Times March 16, 2000
Something
slightly different this week. As David Icke has arrived in Vancouver,
and met
with a fascist mob intent on silencing his right to speak, I thought it
was
appropriate to write on the issues of censorship and the freedom to
hold
alternative opinions.
26. Curious Times March 9, 2000
Fuck
Capitilism, Stupid George W. Bush, Boy is George W. Bush Ever Dumb,
Rats on
Grass, Pot and a Heart Attack, Bored Druggie, Talking to Animals,
Breast Cancer,
Poisoned Water, How to Draw Satan, and Virginity for Sale...
25. Curious Times March 2, 2000
Junkies,
Tough Radio Contest, Dwarf-eating Hippo, Drill a Hole in Your Own Head,
Cocaine
Kingpin, Old Goldfish, Sex in Space, Frozen Cancerous Tumours, What is
Milk?,
Banned Elephants and a Brand New Car...
24. Curious Times February 24, 2000
Surreal
Cinema, Unconvention 2000, Date With Destiny, Tree Spikers, Violent
Valentine,
"Good" Chocolate, Your Boss is Watching, Sexaholic Prez, Death to
Optimists,
Spiders on Drugs, Death Fetish, Coke-killing Fungus, Water-cleaning
Coffee and
Adopt-an-ATM...
23. Curious Times February 17, 2000
David
Icke, Flying Frogs, Psychic Scammers, Scared and Stupid, They're
Watching You,
Coma-Birth and the Hibernation Gene...
22. Curious Times February 10, 2000
Have
you seen this Alien? Artichoke Eroticism, Near Death Politics, Solar
Mass
Ejection, Branded Birth, Air Mile Mania, War Rats, More Cow Disease,
sellout.com
& Computers, cheap and fast...
21. Curious Times February 3, 2000
Fucking
Rats, Subversive Parrots, Freaky Mutant Hail, Sex for Cash, Smart Pill,
Smart
Ass, Stupid Literacy Advocates, Depressing Anti-Depressants and
Electrodes in
Your Brain...
20. Curious Times January 27, 2000
Reveen
the Impossiblist, Incompetence, Beetlemania, Mutant Snakes, Homing
Crocodiles,
Sex with a Horse and Reefer Madness...
19. Curious Times January 20, 2000
Chemtrails, Cell Phone Rage, Shit in your Food, Ultra-Maxi Priest,
Messed Up
Cows, Clone Farm, Frozen Falling Shit, Bad Penis, War with China, Lunar
Real
Estate, Nutrasweet Sucks and Face Transplants...
18. Curious Times January 13, 2000
Euthanasia, Beating Santa, Dead Pensioner, Divorce, More Fascist
Technology,
Dumb Cokehead, Cloned Pets, Hitler Sells, Hardened Fetus, Dumb
Celebrities,
Adultery, Genetic Engineering, Dead Cold Swede and Kill All Radicals
17. Curious Times January 6, 2000
Armageddon, Planet Colonization, Vampires, Bush Sucks, the Lizard
Queen,
Pokemon, Dead Doves, Hackers, Peep Show, and Baptists vs.
Hindus...
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