462. July 17, 2008
World's Best Chess Boxer, World's Worst Tourists, Gentlemen Prefer Hotties, Exorcism Are Legal, Mosquitoes Suck, The Shit Box, The Most Boring Job in the Universe, Phallomancy...

461. July 10, 2008
The 5 Mascots of the Apocolypse, Snakes in an Airport, Happy Planet, Unhappy Parents, Bad Dad, Up Your Nose With A, Love is Only Skin Deep, and Mosquitoes Prefer Brunettes, ...

460. July 3, 2008
World's Ugliest Dog, Parents Prefer Cute Kids, Olympic Sex, The Secret to Getting Laid, The Happiest Day of the Year, Famous Monkies, Sex Contract, and Standing Up vs. Colds...

459. June 26, 2008
Roswell UFO Festival, Quit Whining, Quit Whining 2, Dead Granny, Unique Names = Bad Kids, No Meat Is Murder, Steal Everything, Spam Sells, the Worst Sense of Humor in America...

458. June 19, 2008
How to Live Forever, Bigfoot Reward, The Cure for Sleepiness, Anti-Energy Drink, How to Rape a Man, How Far Can You Drive On Empty?, You Can't Give Away Money, Bus Stop to Nowhere, Placebos For Kids, and the Earth Moves During Sex...

457. June 12, 2008
Psychedelic Miracle Fruit, Enviro-Bomb, Will Hide For Food, How to Do Crime, The Something Store, Weird Lost and Found, Staycation, Aydee Fic, Buried in a Pringles Can, and the Happiest/Most Suicidal Countries On Earth...

456. June 5, 2008
Sex With Robots, Sex With Wives, Sex With Answering Machines, World's Worst Poet, World's Smartest Parrot, Strange How to Books, Great German Words, Festival of Popular Delusions Day, and Ugly People in Denial...

455. May 29, 2008
God, Jesus, Aliens, Funky Wine, German Bankers, Nuclear Holiday, A Fool and His Money, Drunk and Stupid, Old + Dorky + Slobby = Mathematician, Prostitutes in Italy...

454. May 22, 2008
The Perfect Pop Song, Money for Nothing, Strap-On Helicopter, Spam's Birthday, Bill Gate's Spam, Stupid Women Love Sex, Sex Makes You Smarter, Dangerbomb Alarm Clock, The Kid Who Doesn't Sleep, Bad Whore, and Cat Urine...

453. May 15, 2008
Insect Robot Army, Teens vs. The Mosquito, All You Can Puke, $360,000,000,000, Beer Coffin, Slum Tourism, Smoking is Good for the Economy, 51 Ways to Leave Your Lover, 780,000 Porn Site Hits, Worksomnia...

452. May 8, 2008
Global Cooling, Miss Landmine 2008, Child Bankers Suck, Penis Voodoo, Prison Diet, Solar Powered Chicken, Bad Dentist, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, Pet Sexual Abuse...

451. May 1, 2008
Hypno-Surgery, Grow Your Own Spam, Guns = Happiness, Curious Headline of the Week, Grilled Cheese Invitational, The Boob Tube, Semen = Happiness, Black Market Spunk, Mecca Mean Time, Grooming Accidents...

450. April 24, 2008
Orifice Surgery, Smoke and Drink Marathon, 14 Old Testament Ways to Get a Wife, The Coming Human Aliens, Robot Waiters, Wine Without Hangovers, Potheads Needed, Win a Divorce, Burning Love, and Waste Your Food...

449. April 17, 2008
Expensive Placebos, Cheap Castrations, Charles Manson's Music, Haircuts for Hostages, Virginity Lawsuit, The Dieting Blues, Combing Your Ear Hair, Unidentified Flying Rocks, and Murdering Pregnant Women...

448. April 10, 2008
Organ Memory Transplant, Morons with Guns, Free Beer!, Eating Humans, Eating Dogs, Buried on the Moon, Molested by Bigfoot, Rent a Dog, and Dogs in the Bible...

447. April 3, 2008
Life for Sale, Hypno-Thief, Circus Slaves, Best Business Card Ever, Begging from Beggars, Obsolete Things, Weirdest Book Title of 2007, Pig Vibrators, and Official Statistics Are Lies...

446. March 27, 2008
How to Meet Beautiful Women, Drunkorexia, Oscar-winning Movie Titles, Sensitive Killers, the Lifetime Clock, the Life Expectancy Chart, Obsolete Skills, Take the Lug Out of Luggage, and the Sun is a Star...

445. March 20, 2008
The New 7 Deadly Sins, Blinded by the Light, The Best Fortune Cookie Ever, The Iceman, Two Years in Toilet, Cupid's Evil Twin, World's Longest Ear Hair, Smokes vs. Teeth, Sharks vs. Coconuts...

444. March 13, 2008
France vs. Freeloaders, Garfield Minus Garfield, Money for Nothing, Moses on Drugs, Magic Mushrooms vs. Time, 2008 Butt Crack Calendar, Italy vs. Itchy Balls, 8 Minutes of Sex, The Death Penalty, and Doggy Ransom...

443. March 6, 2008
Oddest Book Title of the Year, Prozac Doesn't Work, The War on Hair, The Time Traveller's Mini Mart, 4Q, Jedi Church, World's Best Tap Water, Everything You Know is Wrong Day, and 80,399,780 Kittens...

442. February 28, 2008
Exorcist Training, Parasitic Worm Diet, Bugs for Dinner, Choreplay, Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, Rockstar Curling, Headline of the Week, Parallel Lives End, and Working for the Bank Machine...

441. February 21, 2008
The Longest Films in the World, The Book-Writing Robot, Bad Sex Dolls, Cocaine Town, No High In Dubai, A Wallet Made Out of Money, Col-Pop, Steak and BJ Day, In Bed With Millions of Mites...

440. February 14, 2008
Cloud Busting the Olymics, Heartache Leave, Great Pick-Up Line, World's Biggest Swiss Army Knife, Crocodile Orgy, Strange February Holidays, More Depressing Statistics, Welfare for your Harem, TV vs. Sex...

439. February 7, 2008
Jet Packs Coming, Canadian Niggers, Words You'll Never Use, Junk Food vs. Stress, The Science of Double-Dipping, The Most Depressing Day of the Year, America's Most Miserable Cities, How to Waste Beer, iGod, and Crappy Atari Video Games Buried in the Desert...

438. January 31, 2008
Spoiled Brats, World's Hairest Man, Super Space Cockroaches, Delete Your MySpace Page, Cell Phone Cigarettes, Coffee Smokes, We Believe Everything, Mini-Criminals, Bored Out of Our Minds...

437. January 24, 2008
World's Biggest Pub Crawl, Don't Throw Shit at your Judge, Cheap Drunk, World's Highest Bungie Jump, Weird Money Beliefs, How to Win a Fistfight, How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors, World's Largest Tumour, Shitty Question, Stupid Himbos...

436. January 17, 2008
Wacky Warning Labels, Cleaner Cow Farts, Dying to Be Slim, Chimps Pay for Sex, Talking to Animals, The Bible vs. Your Hands, Taxi Scam, World's Hottest Chicken Wings, Let's Overthrow the Government...

435. January 10, 2008
Is Global Warming Over?, New Words for 2008, Cyberchondriac, Holy Leg Robbed, Sleep Cures Sleepiness, Poland's First Exorcist Center, Cheating Poker-Bots, International Year of the Potato, National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, and Sex on Reality TV...

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