479. November 13, 2008
Most Expensive Accidents in History, The Two Year Itch, Don't Do Drugs Until You're 15, Happy Drunks, Orgasm Chocolate, The Perfect Life, God vs. Bookies, The World's Smallest Diamond, and Attractive Rich Men...

478. November 6, 2008
Disease-fighting Boogers, Disease-fighting Beer, 2008 World Rock Paper Scissors Champ, Suing God, TV Dreams, Manga Marriage, Burger Hell, Acid Droppers Dropping, 4.157 Trillion Miles ...

477. October 30, 2008
Aliens for Obama, Tattoos for Jobs, Stayin' Alive, Coughs vs. Heart Attacks, Trimethylaminuria, The Smell of Outer Space, World's Loudest Screamer, Start Your Own Country Day, and Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia...

476. October 23, 2008
How to Live to 5000, The World's Oldest Virgin, Space Porn, The Anti-Theft Lunch Bag, Sarah McCain Palin, Sex After Marriage, World Pizza-Eating Champion, Walk for a Big Mac, and Counterfeit Money...

475. October 16, 2008
Cooking With Balls, Eating Brains, Help Wanted as a Bank Robber, No One is Innocent, Stupid Laws, Diaper Fashion, The Future of Farting, Dying With a Smile on Your Face, My Last Email, and Nuclear Farts ...

474. October 9, 2008
The 2008 Ig Nobel Awards, Bad Dentists, Evil Surgeons, Nepal's Living Goddess, Don't Make Your Man Talk, $10 Million Ideas, Cover Your Cheatin' Ass, and Pick Your Nose...

473. October 2, 2008
A Brand New Virgin Wife, Sexism Pays, The Price of Good Sex, White is Cooler than Black, Funny Money, Penis Gunfight, Robot Suits, INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY, and Termites Love Heavy Metal ...

472. September 25, 2008
More Global Cooling, Extreme Unicycling, Spoiled Pets, The Masturbation Diet, How to Kill a Fly, Hot Beef Sundae, Your Brain vs. the Simpsons, Confess Your Internet Sins, and Intelligent Life on Other Planets...

471. September 18, 2008
World's Oddest Book Title, Rats for Dinner, Gross World Records, God vs. Disease, Bad Kidnappers, Talking Whale, Buried Alive, Car Seat Warmers vs. Your Sperm, and Separation Anxiety for Dogs...

470. Septemer 11, 2008
Homeless World Cup, Ice Cube Enemas, Beer Goggle Effect, Didgeridon't, the Galactos, Octopus Legs, and Elevator Travels...

469. September 4, 2008
The Bright Side of Drugs, Balling for Dollars, Extreme Eating League, The Mother of All Hot Dogs, Poets Die Young, The Problem with Botox, How to Make a Zombie, A, B, C, and D Students...

468. August 28, 2008
Olympic Zodiac, 86 Wives are about 80 Too Many, Polygamy is Good, Sex and Monogamy don't mix, Tattoos Make You Violent, World Rock Paper Scissors Championships, Dinner in Jail, The Curious Dead, Ask a Stupid Question Day, and How to Shoot a Bank Robber...

467. August 21, 2008
Six Degrees of Texting, Crazy Global Warming Fixes, Rats for Dinner, Eau de Trash, Sauna World Championships, Disgusting Ice Cream, Underwater Cycling, National Hate Day, and Cockroaches vs. Humans...

466. August 14, 2008
It Was A Dark and Stormy Night, Garfied Minus Garfield, Cloned Pet Dogs, Cassettes in Jail, Sports For Dorks, Don't Stand So Close To Me, Bad Breath and Cap'n Crunch...

465. August 7, 2008
Aliens Are Real, Insanity Is Real, How (Not) To Sell Your Life, The Toughest Sales Job in the World, Steal A Wish, Yellow Gold, Catch the Bus to Jail, Standing Room Only, Blame Someone Else Day, and Men Vs. Women Vs. Lightening...

464. July 31, 2008
The Truman Show Delusion, A Trillion Dollars, Loud Music = Faster Drinking, The Prison Escape Diet, Terrorists Need Sunscreen Too, We All Scream for an End to Ice Cream Trucks, Adding Insult to Injury, World Snail Racing Champion, and Crybaby Popcorn Eaters...

463. July 24, 2008
Poker Bots beat Humans, Resurrecting the Dead, It Takes One to Tango, Drunk Sperm, Scrotum Powder, Screw Dieting, Grumpy Old Men, Porn Star vs. Pope, May You Live in Curious Times, and the Sun Revolves Around the Earth in America...

462. July 17, 2008
World's Best Chess Boxer, World's Worst Tourists, Gentlemen Prefer Hotties, Exorcism Are Legal, Mosquitoes Suck, The Shit Box, The Most Boring Job in the Universe, Phallomancy...

461. July 10, 2008
The 5 Mascots of the Apocolypse, Snakes in an Airport, Happy Planet, Unhappy Parents, Bad Dad, Up Your Nose With A, Love is Only Skin Deep, and Mosquitoes Prefer Brunettes...

460. July 3, 2008
World's Ugliest Dog, Parents Prefer Cute Kids, Olympic Sex, The Secret to Getting Laid, The Happiest Day of the Year, Famous Monkies, Sex Contract, and Standing Up vs. Colds...

459. June 26, 2008
Roswell UFO Festival, Quit Whining, Quit Whining 2, Dead Granny, Unique Names = Bad Kids, No Meat Is Murder, Steal Everything, Spam Sells, the Worst Sense of Humor in America...

458. June 19, 2008
How to Live Forever, Bigfoot Reward, The Cure for Sleepiness, Anti-Energy Drink, How to Rape a Man, How Far Can You Drive On Empty?, You Can't Give Away Money, Bus Stop to Nowhere, Placebos For Kids, and the Earth Moves During Sex...

457. June 12, 2008
Psychedelic Miracle Fruit, Enviro-Bomb, Will Hide For Food, How to Do Crime, The Something Store, Weird Lost and Found, Staycation, Aydee Fic, Buried in a Pringles Can, and the Happiest/Most Suicidal Countries On Earth...

456. June 5, 2008
Sex With Robots, Sex With Wives, Sex With Answering Machines, World's Worst Poet, World's Smartest Parrot, Strange How to Books, Great German Words, Festival of Popular Delusions Day, and Ugly People in Denial...

455. May 29, 2008
God, Jesus, Aliens, Funky Wine, German Bankers, Nuclear Holiday, A Fool and His Money, Drunk and Stupid, Old + Dorky + Slobby = Mathematician, Prostitutes in Italy...

454. May 22, 2008
The Perfect Pop Song, Money for Nothing, Strap-On Helicopter, Spam's Birthday, Bill Gate's Spam, Stupid Women Love Sex, Sex Makes You Smarter, Dangerbomb Alarm Clock, The Kid Who Doesn't Sleep, Bad Whore, and Cat Urine...

453. May 15, 2008
Insect Robot Army, Teens vs. The Mosquito, All You Can Puke, $360,000,000,000, Beer Coffin, Slum Tourism, Smoking is Good for the Economy, 51 Ways to Leave Your Lover, 780,000 Porn Site Hits, Worksomnia...

452. May 8, 2008
Global Cooling, Miss Landmine 2008, Child Bankers Suck, Penis Voodoo, Prison Diet, Solar Powered Chicken, Bad Dentist, National Dance Like a Chicken Day, Pet Sexual Abuse...

451. May 1, 2008
Hypno-Surgery, Grow Your Own Spam, Guns = Happiness, Curious Headline of the Week, Grilled Cheese Invitational, The Boob Tube, Semen = Happiness, Black Market Spunk, Mecca Mean Time, Grooming Accidents...

450. April 24, 2008
Orifice Surgery, Smoke and Drink Marathon, 14 Old Testament Ways to Get a Wife, The Coming Human Aliens, Robot Waiters, Wine Without Hangovers, Potheads Needed, Win a Divorce, Burning Love, and Waste Your Food...

449. April 17, 2008
Expensive Placebos, Cheap Castrations, Charles Manson's Music, Haircuts for Hostages, Virginity Lawsuit, The Dieting Blues, Combing Your Ear Hair, Unidentified Flying Rocks, and Murdering Pregnant Women...

448. April 10, 2008
Organ Memory Transplant, Morons with Guns, Free Beer!, Eating Humans, Eating Dogs, Buried on the Moon, Molested by Bigfoot, Rent a Dog, and Dogs in the Bible...

447. April 3, 2008
Life for Sale, Hypno-Thief, Circus Slaves, Best Business Card Ever, Begging from Beggars, Obsolete Things, Weirdest Book Title of 2007, Pig Vibrators, and Official Statistics Are Lies...

446. March 27, 2008
How to Meet Beautiful Women, Drunkorexia, Oscar-winning Movie Titles, Sensitive Killers, the Lifetime Clock, the Life Expectancy Chart, Obsolete Skills, Take the Lug Out of Luggage, and the Sun is a Star...

445. March 20, 2008
The New 7 Deadly Sins, Blinded by the Light, The Best Fortune Cookie Ever, The Iceman, Two Years in Toilet, Cupid's Evil Twin, World's Longest Ear Hair, Smokes vs. Teeth, Sharks vs. Coconuts...

444. March 13, 2008
France vs. Freeloaders, Garfield Minus Garfield, Money for Nothing, Moses on Drugs, Magic Mushrooms vs. Time, 2008 Butt Crack Calendar, Italy vs. Itchy Balls, 8 Minutes of Sex, The Death Penalty, and Doggy Ransom...

443. March 6, 2008
Oddest Book Title of the Year, Prozac Doesn't Work, The War on Hair, The Time Traveller's Mini Mart, 4Q, Jedi Church, World's Best Tap Water, Everything You Know is Wrong Day, and 80,399,780 Kittens...

442. February 28, 2008
Exorcist Training, Parasitic Worm Diet, Bugs for Dinner, Choreplay, Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, Rockstar Curling, Headline of the Week, Parallel Lives End, and Working for the Bank Machine...

441. February 21, 2008
The Longest Films in the World, The Book-Writing Robot, Bad Sex Dolls, Cocaine Town, No High In Dubai, A Wallet Made Out of Money, Col-Pop, Steak and BJ Day, In Bed With Millions of Mites...

440. February 14, 2008
Cloud Busting the Olymics, Heartache Leave, Great Pick-Up Line, World's Biggest Swiss Army Knife, Crocodile Orgy, Strange February Holidays, More Depressing Statistics, Welfare for your Harem, TV vs. Sex...

439. February 7, 2008
Jet Packs Coming, Canadian Niggers, Words You'll Never Use, Junk Food vs. Stress, The Science of Double-Dipping, The Most Depressing Day of the Year, America's Most Miserable Cities, How to Waste Beer, iGod, and Crappy Atari Video Games Buried in the Desert...

438. January 31, 2008
Spoiled Brats, World's Hairest Man, Super Space Cockroaches, Delete Your MySpace Page, Cell Phone Cigarettes, Coffee Smokes, We Believe Everything, Mini-Criminals, Bored Out of Our Minds...

437. January 24, 2008
World's Biggest Pub Crawl, Don't Throw Shit at your Judge, Cheap Drunk, World's Highest Bungie Jump, Weird Money Beliefs, How to Win a Fistfight, How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors, World's Largest Tumour, Shitty Question, Stupid Himbos...

436. January 17, 2008
Wacky Warning Labels, Cleaner Cow Farts, Dying to Be Slim, Chimps Pay for Sex, Talking to Animals, The Bible vs. Your Hands, Taxi Scam, World's Hottest Chicken Wings, Let's Overthrow the Government...

435. January 10, 2008
Is Global Warming Over?, New Words for 2008, Cyberchondriac, Holy Leg Robbed, Sleep Cures Sleepiness, Poland's First Exorcist Center, Cheating Poker-Bots, International Year of the Potato, National Answer Your Cat's Question Day, and Sex on Reality TV...

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