
May 17, 2001
THE TRUTH IS SOMEWHERE
Dr. Steven Greer, director of the Centre for the
Study of Extraterrestrial Intelligence (CSETI), last week gathered over
twenty former U.S. military, FAA and NASA employees in Washington,
D.C., for a press conference to seek congressional hearings into the
possibility that the American government has had contact with aliens for
at least 50 years, and is suppressing information regarding UFOs and
alien technology. The Disclosure Project, as the initiative is called,
has 400 witnesses who claim to have had firsthand experience with UFO
sightings or alien technology and are willing to testify before
Congress, including military, intelligence, government, corporate and
scientific witnesses. They hope that a congressional inquiry will force
the government to disclose previously "above top secret" documents. "The
weight of this firsthand testimony, along with supporting government
documentation and other evidence, will establish without any doubt the
reality of these phenomena," said Greer at the press conference. (ABC
News)
COME ON DEATH CURSE, DO YOUR STUFF!
A group of Christians who call
themselves the Intercessors for America (IFA) are calling upon all
Christians to engage in "warfare prayer" to break the "Year Zero Curse"
which, they feel, has been responsible for the deaths of seven American
presidents who were all sworn in during a year ending in zero. The group
claims to be responsible for widespread prayers which saved Ronald
Reagan's life after an assassination attempt in 1981. The IFA believes
that the curse could resurface and take out George Bush, due to
"prophetic predictions" and "occult oracles" that show "ominous vectors
for the new president". The "Year Zero Curse" supposedly originated in
1840, when a Native American prophet placed a death curse on General
William Harrison, (and every "Great White Chief chosen every 20 years
thereafter") in retaliation for the confiscation of Native land,
massacres, and broken treaties of the U.S. government. (Christian
Broadcasting Network)
CAN SPACE HOOKERS BE FAR BEHIND?
British businessmen operating under the
name The Space Island Group have invested millions of pounds into a plan
to build a hotel in space where couples can enjoy the thrill of
weightless sex. The 500-guest, $2 billion hotel could be orbiting the
Earth within six years. Initially, a week at the space hotel could cost
as much as $1.5 million, but they figure the price will drop to about
$35,000 by 2012. Gene Meyere, president of the project, says "at first,
the plan was just to open a space hotel. But our research shows that the
real reason couples want to spend a week in space is for fabulous sex."
What, they had to do research to discover the blindingly obvious?
SCIENTIST VANQUISHED! WITCH SAVES LOCH NESS MONSTER!
Two weeks ago I
mentioned the war of words between Swedish investigator Jan Sundberg,
who was in Scotland searching for the Loch Ness monster, and Kevin
Carlyon, the British witch who had cast a spell to protect "Nessie."
Well, it seems the witch won, as Sundberg packed his bags last week
empty-handed. "We spent 50 hours on the loch using sonar and achieved
very little," he admitted, "the results were meagre, to say the least."
(London Times)
QUESTIONS EVERYTHING! (at your own risk...)
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