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May 17, 2001


THE TRUTH IS SOMEWHERE

Dr. Steven Greer, director of the Centre for the Study of Extraterrestrial Intelligence (CSETI), last week gathered over twenty former U.S. military, FAA and NASA employees in Washington, D.C., for a press conference to seek congressional hearings into the possibility that the American government has had contact with aliens for at least 50 years, and is suppressing information regarding UFOs and alien technology. The Disclosure Project, as the initiative is called, has 400 witnesses who claim to have had firsthand experience with UFO sightings or alien technology and are willing to testify before Congress, including military, intelligence, government, corporate and scientific witnesses. They hope that a congressional inquiry will force the government to disclose previously "above top secret" documents. "The weight of this firsthand testimony, along with supporting government documentation and other evidence, will establish without any doubt the reality of these phenomena," said Greer at the press conference. (ABC News)


COME ON DEATH CURSE, DO YOUR STUFF!

A group of Christians who call themselves the Intercessors for America (IFA) are calling upon all Christians to engage in "warfare prayer" to break the "Year Zero Curse" which, they feel, has been responsible for the deaths of seven American presidents who were all sworn in during a year ending in zero. The group claims to be responsible for widespread prayers which saved Ronald Reagan's life after an assassination attempt in 1981. The IFA believes that the curse could resurface and take out George Bush, due to "prophetic predictions" and "occult oracles" that show "ominous vectors for the new president". The "Year Zero Curse" supposedly originated in 1840, when a Native American prophet placed a death curse on General William Harrison, (and every "Great White Chief chosen every 20 years thereafter") in retaliation for the confiscation of Native land, massacres, and broken treaties of the U.S. government. (Christian Broadcasting Network)


CAN SPACE HOOKERS BE FAR BEHIND?

British businessmen operating under the name The Space Island Group have invested millions of pounds into a plan to build a hotel in space where couples can enjoy the thrill of weightless sex. The 500-guest, $2 billion hotel could be orbiting the Earth within six years. Initially, a week at the space hotel could cost as much as $1.5 million, but they figure the price will drop to about $35,000 by 2012. Gene Meyere, president of the project, says "at first, the plan was just to open a space hotel. But our research shows that the real reason couples want to spend a week in space is for fabulous sex." What, they had to do research to discover the blindingly obvious?



SCIENTIST VANQUISHED! WITCH SAVES LOCH NESS MONSTER!

Two weeks ago I mentioned the war of words between Swedish investigator Jan Sundberg, who was in Scotland searching for the Loch Ness monster, and Kevin Carlyon, the British witch who had cast a spell to protect "Nessie." Well, it seems the witch won, as Sundberg packed his bags last week empty-handed. "We spent 50 hours on the loch using sonar and achieved very little," he admitted, "the results were meagre, to say the least." (London Times)


QUESTIONS EVERYTHING! (at your own risk...)




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