April 12, 2001
SURPRISE, SURPRISE... CLASSIFIED MILITARY
OPERATIONS
Huge flippin' news
broke last week on the chemtrail front, as mass aerial maneuvers
saturated northeastern U.S. skies with X's, circular patterns and
parallel lines so indicative of what has become known as "chemtrail"
activity. A freelance radio reporter affiliated with ABC News, S.T.
Brendt, while trying to find out what the hell was going on in the
skies above her home in Maine, managed to score an interview with a
U.S. federal aviation official in charge of air traffic control over
the northeastern United States, who told her flat-out that on this
day, and on at least four previous occasions, he had been ordered to
reroute commercial air traffic around military aircraft taking part in
"classified military operations." This admission comes on the heels of
a December interview by William Thomas with a Canadian aviation
authority in Victoria who was also told that the chemtrail activity
was a "military exercise" by aircraft photo-identified as U.S. Air
Force KC-135 and KC-10 aerial refuelling tankers. Although these
breakthroughs don't explain much, at least they are the first cracks
in the official pronouncements of complete denial that have surrounded
the chemtrail controversy since 1998. On the heels of this news,
William Thomas has planned a presentation and update at the Vancouver
Planetarium on May 12 at 7:00 p.m. Check out all the updates with some
amazing photographs and all the news at www.lifeboatnews.com.
FLAT EARTH, EMPTY HEAD
Unfortunately our world became just a little
less curious last week with the passing of Charles Johnson, 76, who
had been the president of the Flat Earth Society for 30 years. "We
have studied the Earth and found it flat" he proclaimed in 1973, and
never looked back. In an essay explaining his beliefs, Charles
poetically exclaims: "We maintain that what is called 'Science' today
and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors,
sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common
people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of
jibberish theory-theology... unrelated to the real world of facts,
technology and inventions, tall buildings and fast cars, airplanes and
other Real and Good things in life." That's tellin' 'em, Chucky!
(AP)
YET ANOTHER ANGER MANAGEMENT FLUNKEE
20-year-old Khante Johnson of
Richmond, California, has been charged with murder after putting a
steak knife through her boyfriend's heart. Her rage was prompted on a
Sunday morning when he brought her a ham, egg and cheese bagel and
coffee for breakfast instead of the two sausage McMuffins and orange
juice that she had asked for. (Contra Costa Times)
IF YOU HEARD IT FROM A TALKING PSYCHIC DOLPHIN, IT'S GOTTA BE
TRUE
According to that nutty tabloid, the Weekly World News, a
psychic
talking dolphin predicts that in 2003, aliens will take up residence
on Earth and stage a Million Alien March on Washington to demand equal
rights with humans. Cooooool...
THE HEALING POWER OF SOUND
Scientists at the Fauna Communications
Research Institute in North Carolina have discovered that the purring
of wild and domestic cats is a natural healing mechanism that helps
their bones and organs to heal faster and grow stronger. The research
also suggests that similar sound frequencies of between 20-50 hertz
strengthens human bones and helps them to grow. The scientists are
hoping that sound treatment will be able to halt osteoporosis or renew
bone growth in humans. (The Telegraph)
SUCKERS WANTED
Hurry up and log on to eBay for your chance to bid on
bags of dirt! Sound inviting? This dirt, supposedly, comes from the
ranch in Roswell, New Mexico, where an unidentified flying object
crashed in 1947. Now how much would you pay?
TOOTHY MIRACLE
Russia's RIA news agency has reported the first ever
known case of a person older than 100 growing new teeth. 104-year-old
Maria Vasilieva of southern Tatarstan has, according to reports, grown
three new teeth. They didn't say how many teeth she now has. Three, I
presume... (Reuters)
CALLING NOSTRADAMUS
The Worldwide Prediction Registry has now opened
at http://predict.terrashare.com/.
This is a place that will track
people's predictions of the future in order to independently verify
the information if the prediction comes true. This is a free and
confidential service, so log on and strut your stuff, genius.
SPOOKY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS WIN AGAIN
Officials in Carbarrus County,
North Carolina, have sent a proclamation to every town and city in
that state asking for residents to pray for rain, after a prayer
session by residents in that county brought two inches of rain to the
drought-stricken area. (AP)
"HACK, HACK, COUGH, COUGH, GAG"
Here's something to look forward to,
cigarette packages that verbally warns smokers about the risks of
smoking. A British marketing firm has patented the device, but won't
reveal what kind of haranguing you can expect from a pack of smokes in
the future. (Reuters)
FINGERPRINT OF THE BEAST
A company in Houston, Texas has begun
testing a scanning device that reads your fingerprints in order to
withdraw money from your account when you buy groceries. Biometric
Access Corp. has set up the system in four Houston grocery stores. The
company is convinced that this technology will soon be universally
accepted for all point-of-sale transactions, including the use of
checks, credit cards, debit cards, and for computer security and
clocking workers in and out of work. (www.newsmax.com)
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