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November 16, 2000



NEWS FROM THE DISENFRANCHISED

The Edible Ballot Society has launched an internet campaign to encourage Canadians to eat their ballots on Nov. 27th in order to show their disapproval with the political process. "It doesn't matter who you vote for," they say, "the government always gets in - the government being big business, and those who can afford to fund political parties or hire lobbyists. The elected party is just the changeable mask on the face of corporate power." Check it out at http://edibleballot.tao.ca , where you can also arrange to sell your vote, because "politicians sell their votes to corporate donors all the time, wy shouldn't we also profit?"


QUOTE OF THE WEEK

When asked about his role as a "spoiler" in the American elections, Ralph Nader, in classic Naderian fashion, replied "How can you spoil a system that is rotten to the core?" (CNN)


LIFE AFTER DEATH

The first scientific study of the "near-death" experience has concluded that "a number of people have almost certainly had these experiences after they were pronounced clinically dead," according to researchers at the Institute of Psychiatry in London and Southampton hospital. The research followed 63 cardiac arrest patients, and found that four patients had experiences that could not be explained in the usual scientific manner. Clinical research fellow Dr. Sam Parnia said "these people were having these experiences when we wouldn't expect them to happen, when the brain shouldn't be able to sustain lucid processes or allow them to form memories that would last." (Sightings)


THE BIRTH OF A SCI-FI HORROR FLICK

Scientists have failed in their attempt to recreate the 1918 Spanish flu virus from the bodies of victims deep-frozen in the permafrost in Alaska and northern Norway. But that won't stop them. The National Institute of Health now plans to rebuild the virus (which killed 40 million people in 1918) in the laboratory, in order to study its structure and discover what gave it its super-virulence. (Sunday Times). Watch your back!


WORLD'S YOUNGEST ADRENALIN JUNKIE

The world's record for youngest skydiver was probably broken last week when 4-year-old Toni Stadler of Germany, strapped to a skydiving instructor, jumped from a plane at 10,000 feet in Cape Town, South Africa. "We have been skydiving for four years and recently Toni started asking if he could jump too," his father explained. (Reuters)


WEIRD INFLATION

Tim the Yowie Man of the Australian Centre for Mystery Investigations has concluded that Australia is 13% weirder this year than last. The sharpest increases in weird phenomena included strange human behaviour (up 26%), bad luck (up 18%), and water monster sightings (up 17%). (www.yowieman.com.au)



GETTING WARMER

China has reiterated its position that it will not go along with efforts to curb greenhouse gas emissions in order to limit global warming if it would sacrifice its economic development. According to the International Energy Agency (IEA), China's energy consumption will more than double in the next 20 years, making it the world's number one emitter of carbon dioxide. The Chinese government also plans to "boost capacity to buy personal cars," a luxury few Chinese can now afford. The IEA also stated that if China had as many cars per person as the United States, it would burn more oil each day than is currently produced worldwide. (Agence France Presse)


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