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Curious Times No. 260 September 3, 2004 JUST AS YOU THOUGHT - YOUR BOSS IS PROBABLY A PSYCHO If you have a job you already know this, but new research proves that people with psychopathic tendencies are all around us, and those who do not turn violent tend to rise to positions of power thanks to their ruthless, narcissistic personalities. Professor Robert Hare of the University of British Columbia calls them “corporate psychopaths,” and his study concludes that probably one in a hundred people fall into this category and often succeed in management and finance. They will not usually be violent, says Dr. Hare, but tend to be manipulative, arrogant, callous, impatient, impulsive, unreliable, and superficially charming, personality traits which are shared with those who end up as sadistic killers. “Wherever you find money, prestige and power you will find them,” concluded Dr. Hare. (BBC) YOUR DOG LIVES BETTER THAN HALF THE WORLD’S CHILDREN They used to say “build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.” Now it’s more like “create some stupid way for bored people to pamper their dumb animals and you’ll get rich quick!” One of the latest (and lamest) trends which is making someone a doghouse full of money is bottled water for your pet. “Petrafresh” is bottled water which, the inventor claims, is “specially formulated for dogs, cats, rabbits, gerbils, iguanas, pot-bellied pigs and even fish.” Yeah, right! Dog Yoga has also become popular, especially with the stressed out pooches in large urban centres, where dogs and their owners can stretch and breathe together before heading back into the city to defecate on the sidewalks. You can also now buy sunglasses specifically for your dog, which keep out “100% of UV light and foreign objects”. And finally, dog and cat owners can now implant their pets with a microchip so that you won’t have to plaster your neighbourhood with “lost” signs the next time your pet tries to escape from your tiny apartment. (BBC) THE REAL CHALLENGE IS COLLECTING ENOUGH EMPTIES FOR THE FLIGHT TO SWEDEN While the steroid-pumped athletes and corrupt judges of the Olympics continue to tarnish the thrill of competitive sports, there’s still a chance to witness competition in its purest form at the Football World Cup for the Homeless taking place in Sweden. The tournament pits the homeless of 28 different nations to see who will reign supreme as the World Football champions. Last year he Austrians took the glory, but this year they’ll face a stiff-challenge from strong teams out of Brazil, France, Japan and the U.S. (won’t they be surprised to find that football is played with a soccer ball!) Organizer Berhard Wolf says that the tournament has been designed both to highlight the problem of homelessness and also to help the homeless overcome their problems,and he claims that last years event was a huge success with 31 of the 141 players now holding regular jobs. ”It is... pure therapy for those taking part,” says Wolf, “because football has a magic effect.” (BBC)
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