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February 17, 2000


THE TRUTH IS WAY OUT THERE

Get your tickets now if you want your mind blown next month when David Icke returns to Vancouver. If anyone can hurt your brain with trippy-info-overload, it's this guy. Learn all about who controls the money, who creates the wars, and who imprisons humanity with mind control. Icke is not afraid to name names (Kissinger, Bush, Queen Elizabeth), and doesn't hesitate to reveal that the string-pullers on our planet are actually an alien race from another dimension. Crazy? Yeah. Brilliant? Absolutely. Find out why everything you know is wrong on Sunday, Mar. 19th at the Vogue Theatre. Plus, you'll have two chances to get attuned to his bizarre world as he is interviewed on CFUN (AM 1410), first on Saturday Feb. 26 at 4 p.m. and again on Sunday, Mar. 11 at 3 p.m. Tune in and trip out!


IF GOD HAD MEANT FROGS TO FLY, HE WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM SUPERCONDUCTING MAGNETS

Researchers at the University of Nijmeen in the Netherlands have succeeded in levitating a frog with a powerful superconducting magnet, a device which slightly distorts the electrons in the atoms of any object placed in its path. The researchers were quick to point out that the frog "looked comfortable" and that he "it went back to its fellow frogs looking perfectly happy." The experiment also succeeded with fish, grasshoppers and a cheese sandwich. (New Scientist)


I SENSE SOMEONE SCAMMING YOU

The New York City Human Resources Administration has been forced to end a program that was giving career re-training to welfare recipients. The training was to work as telephone psychics for The Psychic Network, which charges callers $4.99 per minute and offered to pay the "workfare" recipients $10 per hour. The only qualifications necessary were a high school diploma and the ability to read, write and speak English. (AP)


AND THE FAKE BLOOD MADE ME FAINT

The Universal Studios amusement park in Florida is being sued for $15,000 by a woman who claims the park's "Halloween Haunted House" caused her "extreme fear, emotional distress and mental anguish," when she was chased by a costumed employee wielding a chain saw. (AP)


GEORGE ORWELL IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE

A company in Herndon, Virginia is developing wristwatch-sized Global Positioning System satellite receivers that will be hooked up to the internet, so you can find the location of anything that is equipped with one of these gadgets. Future uses include putting one on your child, then going to the master website to find out where he or she may be at any given time. (www.space.com)


THAT'S ONE WAY TO AVOID A PAINFUL DELIVERY

A Brazilian women who has been in a coma since August and on life support for the past five months has given birth to a healthy baby boy. Doctors performed a Caesarean section to save the baby, which weighed in at 4.4 pounds. (Reuters)


IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM FOR A REALLY STRONG COFFEE

Scientists have announced the discovery of a "hibernation gene" in humans, which is hoped will eventually allow for human astronauts to be put to sleep for months or years while they travel the massive distances of outer space (hey, they stole that idea from a movie!). A more immediate application is to put donor organs into a state of hibernation, thereby preserving them for weeks or months until needed. (Sunday Times)


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