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THE URINE REVIEW: December 27, 2001
(All the lowlights from another pissy year...)

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

As usual, what really pissed me off this year is the injustice all over our stupid planet. While a few fat bastards are fighting over all the cake, billions of human beings live in atrocious conditions. Exhibit A: on Sept. 11, while something like 3,000 people perished in New York City, almost 40,000 children died of hunger worldwide. And, according to UNICEF's State of the World's Children Report, another 35-40,000 died each and every day of 2001. So what do we do? We spend over one hundred billion dollars (so far) chasing a handful of terrorists down some caves. Where might we have spent that money? Let's start with the basics (all figures from the United Nations 1998 Human Development report): $9 billion could provide clean water and sanitation for everyone on earth, $12 billion could provide reproductive health services for all women worldwide, $13 billion could give everyone on Earth enough food to eat; $6 billion could provide basic education for everyone who now lacks it. And we've still got about 60 billion bucks to play with. So you see, the solutions are right in front of our eyes. But instead, 2001 was filled with horrific, infuriating stories such as the following. Enjoy!


BUSINESS IS BRISK IN THE LIVE HUMAN ORGAN TRADE

An article in uPhoria magazine paints a disturbing picture of the black market trade in live human organs around the world. According to the donor bank employee interviewed in this article, the human body is worth about $35,000, and the skeleton can be sold for $200 a gram. Corporations such as Osteotech and Cryolife Inc. contribute to a multi-billion dollar industry by, for example, buying hearts from India for $150 and selling them for $5000. The most horrifying news is that healthy children who are brought to doctors in "third world" countries are often unnecessarily operated on so that the doctor can sell their organs or eyes to these corporations.


GOSH, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT CLONING COULD HAVE SIDE EFFECTS?

The New York Times has published an article that reveals that scientific evidence is mounting that cloning is not only more difficult than expected (with, at most, a three per cent success rate), but also often results in severe developmental delays, heart defects, lung problems and malfunctioning immune systems. Cloning experts and developmental biologists have discovered that cloning creates random errors in the expression of individual genes. These errors can then produce unpredictable problems at any time in the life of the animal. Examples included cloned mice who developed normally and then grew grotesquely fat as adults, and cow clones born with enlarged hearts or lungs that don't develop properly.



HOW ABOUT A REFRESHING COCKTAIL OF TOXIC ROCKET FUEL?

How much would it cost to get you to eat rocket fuel every day for six months? How about a cool grand? Sound absurd? The military contractor Lockheed Martin has begun the first large-scale tests of a toxic drinking water contaminant on human subjects, paying them each $1,000 to ingest a daily dose of perchlorate, an ingredient in rocket fuel. This, because perchlorate has been found to be the likely source of contamination of hundreds of water supplies in southern California, and the Environmental Protection Agency will begin testing water supplies this year to set national regulations on the chemical. If the military giant can persuade the EPA that perchlorate is a "safe" ingredient to drink, they will save millions of dollars in cleanup costs. The most absurd thing about this story is that they had no trouble finding 100 doorknobs to take the thousand bucks. (Los Angeles Times)


MODERN SLAVERY

The American Anti-Slavery Group estimates that there are still 27 million people living as slaves in the modern world. While countries like Mauritania and Sudan continue blatant slave buying, selling and trading, even America has an estimated population of one million slaves, as illegal immigrants are brought into the country and are forced to work or threatened with imprisonment if turned over to authorities. (Newsweek)


BETTER GET ANOTHER OPINION

Following a 1999 report from the Institute of Medicine that revealed that as many as 100,000 North Americans die annually from medical malpractice, comes a survey of 1200 doctors, nurses and hospital executives which found that 95 per cent of doctors and 89 per cent of nurses have witnessed a "serious medical error." In case you missed it, the 1999 report concluded that iatrogenic (caused my medical treatment) illness was the third leading killer in North America, after tobacco and alcohol, but ahead of traffic accidents and shootings. (Reuters)


PSYCHO KILLERS

The Citizens Commission on Human Rights has released a list of hundreds of cases of murders, suicides, and extreme violence from the past 15 years and found the common denominator in all of these were the use of antidepressants or tranquilizers by those committing the violent acts. The bottom line is that psychiatric drugs such as Ritalin, Lithium, Zoloft and Luvox sometimes cause severe side effects that cause hostility and violence. "Psychiatric drugs cause violence," concludes the report. "Not everyone who takes a psychiatric drug commits acts of violence, but clearly some do. The research is unequivocal." (www.cchr.org)


MIND CONTROL FOR DUMMIES

If you've never heard about MK-ULTRA, there is a brilliant primer for beginners at www.guerrillanews.com. Check out the eight-minute film that lays out the facts about the CIA's most controversial program ever. The Most Dangerous Game traces the roots of psychological warfare from 1946, when America imported Nazi scientists to the States in order to keep them out of Russian hands. These guys didn't get enough hugs as children, as they went on to develop brainwashing techniques that included electro-shock treatment, light and sound deprivation, physical torture, and drugs such as PCP, mescaline, amphetamines and LSD to destroy the wills of innocent civilian and military subjects.


WHEN GOOD COSMIC BEINGS GO BAD

The leader of a UFO cult in Brazil is being sought by authorities under suspicion that the cult she leads, the Superior Universal Alignment, has used at least 13 children for "ritual satanic purposes." I'll leave the details to your imagination, because what they are accused of is pretty vile. The authorities also claim that after the ritual abuse, the children are murdered and their vital organs are sold on the black market. 70-year-old Valentina de Andrade, who claims to be a cosmic entity of "light, love and truth" is reportedly hiding in Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Institute of Hispanic Ufology)


GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD LESSONS

The town of Eskisehir, Turkey, is doing its part in bringing us back to the dark ages by staging boxing matches between four-year-old girls. CNN-Turk reports that a female boxing tournament in that town included a fight between the youngsters who "exchanged blows to the head and repeatedly knocked each other down." Despite fears that boxing at age four could complicate neural development, fight promoter Aysun Aygun, a trainer for the Turkish national female boxing team, said that boxing "teaches young children discipline."


FIND THE ENEMY, KILL THE OCEANS

Looks like the U.S. military is at it again. This time, it's the Navy, who have been secretly testing their "Low Frequency Active" (LFA) sonar in the world's oceans for years, and in the process deafening and killing dolphins and whales. Now the Navy is seeking approval to deploy LFA Sonar (which is designed to detect enemy submarines) across 80 per cent of the world's oceans. Scientists are concerned that acoustic waves from the LFA, which is billions of times more intense than that known to disturb whale migration and communication, will damage their hearing and interfere with "vital biological activities of marine mammals." Others fear that long-term exposure to LFA could push entire populations of dolphins or whales to extinction. Anyone who cares is asked to help protest this move at the website of the Natural Resources Defense Council at www.nrdc.org.


THE FUTURE IS PHAT

Among the many predictions tossed around at the annual convention of the World Future Society last week, comes the news from Thomas T. Samaras, a science and medical researcher from San Diego, that "based on current trends, 100 percent of Americans will be obese" within the next 100 years. (Milwaukee Journal Sentinal)


CAN YOU SAY "GOD COMPLEX"

Here's the most ludicrous scientific proposal I've heard in a while: a team of American astronomers claims that it would be "alarmingly simple" to move the Earth into a different orbit and to move other planets into new orbits in order to make them hospitable for human life. The researchers claim that in a billion years the sun will be 10% brighter than it is now, and in three billion years the sun will be 40% brighter. In order to avoid "a definite end to life on our planet," the astronomers envision increasing the radius of the Earth's orbit. While they're at it, they figure they can move around the other planets and moons in our Solar System, making some of them suitable for human life. I would recommend these geniuses think of some solutions for the problems we have now, or we won't be here in a billion years, duh... (BBC)



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