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October 14, 1999


BATTLE THE CORPORATE GOLIATH

Perhaps you saw the 12-foot high Grim Reaper and his pals parading near the Vancouver Art Gallery two weekends ago. That was the Resist World Trade Organization Roadshow,a prelude to the World Trade Organization (WTO) summit to be held in Seattle November 29 through December 3. The Seattle based Direct Action Network hopes to crash the party with tens of thousands of protestors transforming the summit into a festival of resistance. In their words: "these people (the WTO) have no right to make undemocratic, unacountable, destructive decisions about our lives, our communities and the earth." Network with local activists through the Vancouver Grassroots Alliance at http://vga-van.tao.ca/ and plan your own rain for the WTO parade.


CRASH THAT DAMN EAVESDROPPING SUPER-COMPUTER

For years now there have been persistent stories that a global computer spy network ("Echelon") scans every telephone call and email transmission on the planet, searching for keywords that trigger the system to record conversations involving drug-running or terrorist activities. In response, cyber-activists have planned "Gag Echelon Day" for October 21, a day on which everyone is urged to pepper their telephone conversations and emails with words such as heroin, cocaine, assault rifle, assassination, terrorism and AK47 in order to overload the spy system. Try sending this email to all your friends: "George Bush smuggles crack, rapes terrorists, and assassinates anarchist drug-running satanists." That oughtta do it.


A THIEF WITH BALLS

Toronto police have arrested 35-year-old Michelle Helen Lawes for pickpocketing over a dozen elderly men by asking for a cigarette, then distracting the men by squeezing their genitals with one hand while extracting their wallets with the other. Now tell me what man wouldn't fall for that one? (Reuters)


HEIL HAIDER

Israeli president Ezer Weizman has called upon Austrian Jews to immediately immigrate to Israel, following Austrian parlimentary elections on Oct. 3, which saw the far-far-right Freedom Party win second place, running on the platform of anti-immigration. The party's leader is Jorg Haider, a Nazi-sympathizer who likes to hang out with SS veterans. He intends to freeze immigration and reserve child support for Austrian families only. Political commentators are shocked, given Austria is Europe's third richest country and has one of the lowest unemployment rates. Nevertheless, the Freedom Party's slogan of überfremdung (overpopulation by foreigners), once used by Joseph Goebells, has attracted popular support. The Israeli president warned "Austrian Jews should draw the proper conclusions, and the sooner, the better."


BARCODES FOR BUYERS

U.S. Patent Number 5,878,155, granted on March 2, 1999, is described as "a method for verifying human identity during electronic sales transactions...A bar code or a design is tattooed on an individual...Before the sales transaction can be consummated, the tattoo is scanned with a scanner.... Once verified, the seller may be authorized to debit the buyer's electronic bank account..." (U.S. Patent & Trademark Office)



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