October 7, 1999
MAY WE LIVE LONG AND DIE OUT
That's the slogan of The Voluntary Human
Extinction Movement,whose mandate is "phasing out the
human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed". This, in
order to allow Earth's biosphere to return to good
health. At least they mean well. Visit their website at
www.vhemt.com, where they answer such pressing
questions as: I'm extra smart, shouldn't I pass on my
genes? What's wrong with having babies, don't you like
babies? Doesn't the economy need more consumers? And,
the clincher: Are we all supposed to kill ourselves?
DON'T GET MAD
You've got until November 29 to cast
your vote for the Worst Boss of the Millennium at
www.myboss.com. First prize is one-thousand dollars.
BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS THEM
A new term has cropped
up in the paranormal realm: "Innerterrestrials".
According to ufologist John C. Thompson, these are the
beings who have frightened humans for thousands of
years‹haints, witches, demons, grays, fairies, gnomes,
goblins, ghosts, reptiles‹and in modern times, ETs. He
says "make no mistake, they are an alien species‹but
not one of the flesh. These dimensional creatures can
move easily through walls and yet not violate man's
known physics... they do not need spaceships or
spacesuits to interface with us. They do not need to do
insane breeding experiments...all can be explained as
mind games that nevertheless are of a sinister nature."
Well, thank goodness that's finally crystal clear!
NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SHOW AND TELL
Sears has halted sales
of a "modern villain figure" that has striking
similarities to the "Trench Coat Mafia" of the
Columbine shootings. The Sears catalogue shows the
figure standing with a shotgun in a leg holster,
holding an Uzi-style weapon, while wearing a ski mask,
black trench coat, black fatigues and combat boots.
Before being pulled, this "toy" was recommended for
ages 5 and up.
HERMAPHRO-RATS
One third of
outdoor rodents at the Kesterson National Wildlife
Refuge have both male and female reproductive organs,
presumably due to a nearby reservoir of selenium, a
byproduct of agricultural runoff. (San Francisco
Examiner)
BADDEST OF THE BAD
As part of the Vatican's reevaluation of its
official rites of exorcism, which includes a "more
subtle and sophisticated" understanding of the nature
of evil, direct references to Satan, such as the Prince
of Darkness, the Accursed Dragon, and the Foul Spirit,
are now to be avoided during exorcism ceremonies.
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